Fixing Joe Rogan's body

[TheBrownGosling]

Here he is getting dwarfed by 5'10" Ludwig. No way there's only a 2 inch difference between them.

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Here he is getting dwarfed by 5'10" Ludwig. No way there's only a 2 inch difference between them.

FFS look at the deformity. How do I fix that??

 

[B ville Famous]

FFS look at the deformity. How do I fix that??

Lol look at the original humpty dumpty lolol aka Rocky. Funny thing is, he actually looks like a fat rock

 

[daniel san]

He used to look normal, now that he's been heavy on the PEDs his frame looks ridiculous. He would look better if he stopped lifting for a while and went on the Christian Bale/Machinist diet for a while (not full blown though) so he's not as bulky.

 

[AndrewGolota48]

After listening to his podcast, and his beliefs with his health practices, scientific approaches, his fuckin float tank. I would think he would be a more fit and healthy looking guy if I didnt already know what he looked like.

Openly on TRT...

Other than the bald head he looks like my neighbor that drinks beer, orders Uber eats fast food and watches TV all day.

Joe Rogan better live to 110.

Your neighbor has an amazing metabolism and natural testosterone levels for a 50+ year old.

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

WTF? He looks like a Question mark.

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Lol look at the original humpty dumpty lolol aka Rocky. Funny thing is, he actually looks like a fat rock

shut up. You a son.

 

[RawkyMarciano]

WTF? He looks like a Question mark.

Ikr, something weird af. We need more fixing.

 

[bongwater]

Yeah let's make fun of people for things out of their control.

 

[grimballer]

you found the unedited version...

 

[91 seconds]

Damn, you were improving him lol.

 

[RawkyMarciano]

Damn, you were improving him lol.

You have sight.

 

[MPD-Psycho]

Huh? I think he’s sufficient the way he is. Not everyone has to look the same or in a particular way.

 

[cunglaowins]

You gotta first fix his head. He got so many weird theories and beliefs founded on bro scicence and rumors. Listen to his podcast: it’s full of bullshit. What he believes about life is what he puts into his body. He’s a true believer: he puts his money where his mouth is.

 

[Ancient Warrior]

His traps and back muscles are too small for his blocky build too. Any really he's just way too bloated, he'd probably look more normal if he leaned out some but his ego won't allow it

Is he bloated or is it hgh?

Don’t forget, this guy gets his blood screened like every month. Crazy.

 

[BEER]

I think the Joe Rogan hate is just pure jealousy.

Dudes with no lives who see a 51 year old man with multiple successful ventures and can only make fun of him for doing steroids/TRT.

Like, I'm not a stan or anything but the hate is disproportionate to anything truly worthwhile. Guys actually try to insult him for his body. Meanwhile he has definition in muscles these dorks didn't know existed.

"hE's sHoRt"

He would still beat the dog shit out of you lmao.

 

[The Big Bang]

I think the Joe Rogan hate is just pure jealousy.

Dudes with no lives who see a 51 year old man with multiple successful ventures and can only make fun of him for doing steroids/TRT.

Like, I'm not a stan or anything but the hate is disproportionate to anything truly worthwhile. Guys actually try to insult him for his body. Meanwhile he has definition in muscles these dorks didn't know existed.

"hE's sHoRt"

He would still beat the dog shit out of you lmao.

He prob can't even beat off without dick pills, so.............................

Steroids and TRT and and and whatever the fuck billion supplements he takes for the fucking loss.

 

[Rvd Slmr]

Joe Rogan coming back from the swimming pool.

 

[BEER]

He prob can't even beat off without dick pills, so.............................

Steroids and TRT and and and whatever the fuck billion supplements he takes for the fucking loss.

Thanks for proving my point.