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i once met this girl on yahoo then exchanged info. told her i was bartending one particular night and she said she'd come up to my bar. so this night, karen, who was a smoking little petite asian girl comes up there. i shouldve known from go that she was nutty. she came and ordered a drink for her and her girlfriends said ive been waiting to get up here all day or something like that then says "we are going out tomorrow night." (meaning her and i) i said "where are you guys going?" playing dumb and she said "no. you and i. to dinner than your place where im gonna ride you like a bronco" i mustve looked this
and, well, never a guy to look a gift horse in the mouth (cause lets face it, this was looking like a layup) i said "ok." (really hoping she wasnt originally from Thailand like Soma's girl). well we go out to dinner. she tells me E V E R Y T H I N G about her life. great job. still lives with her parents and they pay for most shit. (driving a brand new loaded BMW M series at 22, i was 24). we go back to my place and she basically rips my clothes off the second we get in the door. usually i HATE the agressive routine and like to set the tone but this nite i was digging it. so long and the short of it, we do the deed, and (i shit you not) IMMEDIATELY after the deed she says and i quote (because its burned into my memory) "give me the condom. i NEED the condom. let me have the condom!" i looked at her and said "let me go into the bathroom real quick." and she stands to block my path. my bed if you were looking down on the room as a perfect square was against the far right wall and the door for the bathroom was in the upper right corner of the square. now picture me at 6'3 230, jumping onto my bed, naked and sprinting past a beutiful 5'0 95lb asian girl out of fear of her trying to trap me and get my little babies from me.... i made it into the bathroom and locked the door before flushing my soldiers. she pounded on the door for 30 minutes while i contemplated my next move. eventually she left.
after about a month she came into the bar and said she had met someone and she wanted to know if she and i would work. she liked me more but if there wasnt a future for us, she was gonna go with him. i told her "it breaks my heart, but be with him. i think we would be tooooo intense."
and if you ever see this girl (off her facebook) and she walks up to you because you catch her eye, sprint in the other direction, dont walk.
after about a month she came into the bar and said she had met someone and she wanted to know if she and i would work. she liked me more but if there wasnt a future for us, she was gonna go with him. i told her "it breaks my heart, but be with him. i think we would be tooooo intense."
and if you ever see this girl (off her facebook) and she walks up to you because you catch her eye, sprint in the other direction, dont walk.
