Nah man, if I close it people will bitch about what an asshole I am who closes the thread with his own words. lol
On a sidenote, and completely off the subject. I was in-line today at Taco Bell (they only have TWO remotely healthy things on their menu and as soon as I walk in this one by my store they pretty much don't even ask what I want anymore, they just make it) and this woman was loosing her fucking mind. Apparently she ordered a chicken burrito, in the drive-through, got it home, ate like fucking half of it, realized it was steak, GOT BACK IN HER CAR...DROVE ALL THE WAY BACK UP THERE...and was cursing out the manager. She refused A) her money back, B) another burrito, C) to ever come back to that Taco Bell again. What she wanted? I don't know. The manager asked her repeatedly, she said she wanted the names of the girl she talked to when she CALLED THEM ABOUT THEIR SUCKY BURRITO, and the manager she asked to speak to. My guess is she was going to hire a hitman to take the motherfuckers out.
She's lucky I wasn't the manager. I would have said "so let me get this straight ma'am...you bought this, ate half of it, then got in your car and drove all the way back up here to yell at me....over a burrito." Then I would have asked her what was wrong, seriously, no one can be THAT MAD over a fucking burrito. NOR the $3 it cost.
**EDIT - OH YEAH!! How could I forget. All this time, she was HOLDING A KID. I felt so sorry for him. He's either going to grow up to be terribly insecure, or a horrible bitter prick.
Subsequently the guy in-front of me also threw a hissy-fit when the kid handed him his Tacos in a bag. "IF SHE ASKED FOR IT FOR HERE WHY IS IT IN A BAG!?!?" The kid said sorry and put it on a tray. The dude GOT MORE PISSED and said "I'F WE'RE NOT LISTENING THEN WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM HERE."
I swear I would have shut the place down and said "fuck all of you, cook your own fucking food." But instead I just told the kid he was doing a good job and thanked him.