Right on man. I live in a city with a lot of ag and oil industry. Bakersfield CA. Most redneck blue collar city in all of California. Have ALOT of friends who do every type of welding imaginable in the oilfields out here. Make a lot of money..and then the blow it all on meth. I was a corpsman/medic. Now i'm doing my RN and then getting my NP license after that. Got another 5 years to go. Gotta get that cheda'. Back on topic (so Detoxx doesn't have a hernia) My worst drunk driving incident involved the week I got back from Iraq. My wife at the time had just had knee surgery and was prescribed a grip of perc's. I took was left in the bottle after having finished 3/4 of a bottle of patron and then drove like a madman up the freeway. I had as much of my body sticking out of the window as I possibly could while maintaining my foot on the gas. Kinda like I was almost standing infront of the seat. I had my body /head out the window screaming "yippie kay yay motherfuckers!" over and over again. How I didn't lose control and die I still have no clue. It's a fucking miracle I made it to some skanks house I wanted to bang. I passed out and was woken up in the morning by this chick telling me I couldn't even get my dick hard last night and that the way I was kissing her mouth was like I was trying to eat a cheeseburger. Probably my lowest moment besides seriously contemplating suicide. But now I'm sober and clean and couldn't be happier.
