Social Elon Musk's IVF harem

[BlankaPresident]

IVF? Damn...

The posterboy for erectile dysfunction. The only disease with incidence bigger than Biden Derangement Syndrome among MAGAs.

 

[Garibaldi]

Elon Musk offering women $15 million for IVF babies sounds less like a proposal and more like the first step in a billionaire eugenics program—Children of the Algorithm, brought to you by a man who thinks compassion is a software bug."

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Elon Musk offering women $15 million for IVF babies sounds less like a proposal and more like the first step in a billionaire eugenics program—Children of the Algorithm, brought to you by a man who thinks compassion is a software bug."

To be fair, we are living in the Matrix.

 

[Garibaldi]

To be fair, we are living in the Matrix.

Elon Musk offering $15 million for IVF because he can’t get it up isn’t just tech bro desperation—it’s the industrialization of reproduction. Picture it: sterile clinics humming under fluorescent lights, rows of hormone-drenched women wired to machines, while Elon watches from a biometric throne, whispering, ‘I am the seed now.’ This isn’t procreation. It’s cloning a god-complex with a limp dick.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Elon Musk offering $15 million for IVF because he can’t get it up isn’t just tech bro desperation—it’s the industrialization of reproduction. Picture it: sterile clinics humming under fluorescent lights, rows of hormone-drenched women wired to machines, while Elon watches from a biometric throne, whispering, ‘I am the seed now.’ This isn’t procreation. It’s cloning a god-complex with a limp dick.

Elon Musk...AKA Mr Smith.

 

[Osculater]

Elon Musk offering $15 million for IVF because he can’t get it up isn’t just tech bro desperation—it’s the industrialization of reproduction. Picture it: sterile clinics humming under fluorescent lights, rows of hormone-drenched women wired to machines, while Elon watches from a biometric throne, whispering, ‘I am the seed now.’ This isn’t procreation. It’s cloning a god-complex with a limp dick.

The God-Emperor Teh Musk

 

[Cid]

Elon Musk offering women $15 million for IVF babies.

If he's not having sex with them he could probably get a much better price by impregnating ugos IMO.

Easy bump that down to $2 Million per.

 

[Osculater]

If he's not having sex with them he could probably get a much better price by impregnating ugos IMO.

Easy bump that down to $2 Million per.

So you are saying it is cheaper to impregnate athletic & explosive ladies?

 

[Hog-train]

So you are saying it is cheaper to impregnate athletic & explosive ladies?

This article below details how we wants people of high intelligence.

Kind of telling that he wants kids with everyone but was fighting in court hard to stop Amber Heard from using embryos they created together.

Wall Street Journal: The Tactics Elon Musk Uses to Manage His ‘Legion’ of Babies—and Their Mothers​

 

[evergreenrider]

Elon Musk offering women $15 million for IVF babies sounds less like a proposal and more like the first step in a billionaire eugenics program—Children of the Algorithm, brought to you by a man who thinks compassion is a software bug."

Similar to Epstein and his ranch in New Mexico

 

[Cid]

So you are saying it is cheaper to impregnate athletic & explosive ladies?

Was just saying less attractive women probably have a lower price...

 

[Crazy Source]

The ridiculousness of this is the richest man on earth has to beg pussy.

Give me $100K in Vegas and I'll do a good week.

 

[Osculater]

Was just saying less attractive women probably have a lower price...

Maybe he doesn't want ugly babies

 

[Michaelangelo]

I’m going to assume (in perpetuity) the busted penile implant rumors are true

 

[Aurelian]

I don't really care how many children has has. He can have 2000 for all I care. But the thing that gets me is he isn't even banging these women. What the fuck?

 

[Aurelian]

IVF? Damn...

The posterboy for erectile dysfunction. The only disease with incidence bigger than Biden Derangement Syndrome among MAGAs.

Wouldn't a billionaire have access to some really high end shit that will help with ED? It just doesn't make sense.

 

[Spam On Rye]

Why would anyone think Musk is a Christian? He and all his autistic buddies are openly technocratic and transhumanists who are outside of the political dialectic. They're literally trying to build a brave new world.

 

[Slapjit]

Yo Elon wuts di SAT requirement fi entry jus knock a milli off den mi get di surgery den switch back affi di job finished lmk fam

 

[Jar of Flies]

He definitely gives Michael Jackson vibes when it comes to women. Has kids but you know they weren’t conceived traditionally.

 

[Gutter Chris]

I’m going to assume (in perpetuity) the busted penile implant rumors are true

What rumors. You make it sound like this is common knowledge and I never heard this before.



Also

There is something really unsettling to me that he's getting all these bitches pregnant but isn't fuckin any of em. Like total rachel Zeigler ( weird weird)

This is why we need to tax people at a certain income bracket at a way higher rate right here.