Do you own a weapon (not a gun)

[The Clamburglar]

Am I the only dude with a whip?

I have a whip, but I only use it on my wife.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Am I the only dude with a whip?

Yes Reported!

 

[dije1]

My looks could kill.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Fuckloads.

 

[Dober4]

I have a hard turnip stuffed in a sock.

*glass breaks in the living room*

Lifts head from pillow, "time for papa to make a salad"

 

[randysyatt]

Yes Reported!

wut

 

[Jayzer193]

I have a bearded dragon with poisonous spikes all over it that shoot out at 3000ft per second, containing a neurotoxin that will stop your heart in 30 seconds. His name is the kracken, and I will release him on any home intruder.

 

[weed]

yes. the penis mightier than the sword.

 

[trolololol]

Switchblade
Taser
Sock stuffed with $20 of quarters

 

[FinalFight]

I used to have a collection of weapons but I no longer have them. At the moment I don't feel any need for a weapon as the area I live in is pretty safe and I feel I can handle myself if need be.

 

[Jkaylor]

My bulge is often mistaken for a gun in my pants

 

[irish_thug]

Cross bow
Compound Bow
Slingshot
Numerous knives
Several batons
padlock and bandana

 

[Jesus Freak]

I stay strapped with a steel chair

La Parka is LEGIT! Went to see him in TJ not too long ago, and the dude spend 90% of the match wrestling/brawling in the stands!

 

[Ibis]

I've got a pocket knife with 3" blade in case I find myself having to fight a dog when I'm out for a walk. There are some fierce Labradoodles where I live.

 

[Jesus Freak]

 

[FeloniousMonk]

La Parka is LEGIT! Went to see him in TJ not too long ago, and the dude spend 90% of the match wrestling/brawling in the stands!

Someone mustve brushed up
on their WCW handbook. LULZ

 

[Jesus Freak]

Someone mustve brushed up
on their WCW handbook. LULZ

Quit trolling me, with your blow up doll avatar!

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Quit trolling me, with your blow up doll avatar!

OKAY. "Jesus Freak" + that
very christian AV of yours

I'll get right on that for ya

 

[Primitivo]

I have an axe, two machetes, a chef knife and one of them things you use to stab meat.

 

[Insmoke]

My grandpa's machete. Rusty but still sharp as hell.

My father owns a Japanese officer sword my gramps took as a trophy in WW2.