I saw an episode of Conan awhile back where he had some hot doctor on. She explained that the correct way to measure penis length is to do it while flaccid and stretched. Apparantely there is too much variation in boners to measure and compare them accurately when erect.
So get back in here after you all re-measured and then let's talk.
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You stretch it out WHILE it's limp, bro.That makes no sense. Who gives a fuck how big your dick is limp?
So good to hear you are still active after that tragic car accident that cut off both legs above the knees.mine is only 2 inches
from the floor!
But how far do you stretch it.You stretch it out WHILE it's limp, bro.
I might start measuring from the balls. Mine curves up and to the left, so measuring from the base I've gotta bust out the trigonometry or whatever
Please say balls