Do you measure by the base or the balls?

Yes, from the base...of your tip. You're fucked.
 
I wish I had a 10" penis

















Instead of this big bastard.
 
Straight forward with a nice downward curve that roughs up the spot when it's K9 time.

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I measure by the hollers, boys.

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I saw an episode of Conan awhile back where he had some hot doctor on. She explained that the correct way to measure penis length is to do it while flaccid and stretched. Apparantely there is too much variation in boners to measure and compare them accurately when erect.

So get back in here after you all re-measured and then let's talk.
It only counts when its erect .
 
Start the measuring tape from the back of your head, runit down the back of your neck and spine, then between your butt-cheeks over the testicles to to the tip of your penis. You have now successfully measured your penis.
I got 7 inches.
 
Use 2 inches of the tape measure up your ass and go to the bellybutton.
 
Measuring is for suckers. I only compare it to common household objects.
 
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