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  1. helltoupee Black Belt

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    Please say balls
     
  2. Dolomite Red Belt

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    back of knee
     
  3. Zer Steel Belt

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    Base. I'm British so I'm on the metric system tbf
     
  4. Jumpy Invincible

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    Base. Using the balls is cheating, adding an extra inch. You little dicked mother fuckers
     
  5. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    I use just the tip, so from the end of the shaft.
     
  6. HunterIII Brown Belt

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    I saw an episode of Conan awhile back where he had some hot doctor on. She explained that the correct way to measure penis length is to do it while flaccid and stretched. Apparantely there is too much variation in boners to measure and compare them accurately when erect.

    So get back in here after you all re-measured and then let's talk.
     
  7. Fawlty Banned Banned

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    I always ask the preference of the person I'm measuring.
     
  8. bref Black Belt

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    The base. The balls is a cheat for guys with stubby dicks.
     
  9. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    I came here to make a baseball joke, but people had already been wittier than my planned joke so I left in defeat.
     
  10. Zer Steel Belt

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    I might start measuring from the balls. Mine curves up and to the left, so measuring from the base I've gotta bust out the trigonometry or whatever
     
  11. Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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    Back of the neck to the dick.
     
  12. Jumpy Invincible

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    If my dick didn't curve left id have another 1/2" or so in length, but it is fatter where it curves so fuck idk what I want. I think I'm okay with the curve shafting me on that 1/2 inch, I got a big ole hog anyway.
     
  13. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    But what if you're a grower, not a shower?
     
  14. IAC :^)

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    No, I have the long ballsack and I'm not a cheater.
     
  15. MoparOrNoCar Red Belt

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    I measure to the point where I can't shove in anymore of whatevers left.
     
  16. WeirdFlexButOk TB12 FTW

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    I don't need to measure. I know Im sufficiently big.
     
  17. Mike RIP Frankie

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    The base. Going balls deep is just an expression. You're not supposed to actually shove your balls in her.
     
  18. HunterIII Brown Belt

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    The method accounts for that. If you're a grower, shouldn't you have some loose skin awaiting to be stretched?
     
  19. BEER 1312 Platinum Member

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    Precisely.

    Bought a flexible ruler for the job but since it bends, the bit being bended stretches and throws off the accuracy.
     
  20. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    mine is only 2 inches

























































































































    from the floor!
     

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