Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by helltoupee, Aug 5, 2016.
Please say balls
back of knee
Base. I'm British so I'm on the metric system tbf
Base. Using the balls is cheating, adding an extra inch. You little dicked mother fuckers
I use just the tip, so from the end of the shaft.
I saw an episode of Conan awhile back where he had some hot doctor on. She explained that the correct way to measure penis length is to do it while flaccid and stretched. Apparantely there is too much variation in boners to measure and compare them accurately when erect.
So get back in here after you all re-measured and then let's talk.
I always ask the preference of the person I'm measuring.
The base. The balls is a cheat for guys with stubby dicks.
I came here to make a baseball joke, but people had already been wittier than my planned joke so I left in defeat.
I might start measuring from the balls. Mine curves up and to the left, so measuring from the base I've gotta bust out the trigonometry or whatever
Back of the neck to the dick.
If my dick didn't curve left id have another 1/2" or so in length, but it is fatter where it curves so fuck idk what I want. I think I'm okay with the curve shafting me on that 1/2 inch, I got a big ole hog anyway.
But what if you're a grower, not a shower?
No, I have the long ballsack and I'm not a cheater.
I measure to the point where I can't shove in anymore of whatevers left.
I don't need to measure. I know Im sufficiently big.
The base. Going balls deep is just an expression. You're not supposed to actually shove your balls in her.
The method accounts for that. If you're a grower, shouldn't you have some loose skin awaiting to be stretched?
Bought a flexible ruler for the job but since it bends, the bit being bended stretches and throws off the accuracy.
mine is only 2 inches
from the floor!