Do you measure by the base or the balls?

Supposedly you're supposed to press the ruler to the bone over the top of your peen.

Because if u think about it your dick is bigger in different positions.

Like when you're on top of a girl and your legs are spread you get more dick that way then when you're on your side behind the girl doing her while she's on her side.

Another example is when the girl is riding you say on the couch and your legs are spread you get a bigger dick then if you're standing doing her from behind
 
Measure twice, cut once
 
The base. Going balls deep is just an expression. You're not supposed to actually shove your balls in her.
You wouldn't say that if you knew some of the girls I used to "date".
 
I never understood this. What does measuring from the balls even mean?
 
Sherbros, I'm about to post a pic of my dick with a ruler next to it, stay tuned...
 
I never understood this. What does measuring from the balls even mean?
adding an extra 2-4" on. Even more if you're Randy Marsh
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If you decided to participate in a "gay" thread, what does that make you?
Prison code says its gay if you're on the receiving end, not the one giving it
 
As an Asian, this kind of thread is right up my alley...of depression.
 
I have never in my life measured my dick... not even when I was 14 years old. Judging by all the porn I have seen through the years I can only think I have a normal size of dick. I sincerely dont see the point in measuring your dick, I mean are you trying to impress yourself? feeling better about how many inches youve grown? do you fucking measure that? are you planning to introduce yourself saying the size of your dick? I mean what the fuck... I understand that most guys measure their dick but like I said I dont see the point and to be perfectly honest I think its a sign of insecurity.
 
adding an extra 2-4" on. Even more if you're Randy Marsh
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Prison code says its gay if you're on the receiving end, not the one giving it

And you are taking the word of a "man" who has sex with other men as to what is and what is not gay?
Don't think so.

I have never in my life measured my dick... not even when I was 14 years old. Judging by all the porn I have seen through the years I can only think I have a normal size of dick. I sincerely dont see the point in measuring your dick, I mean are you trying to impress yourself? feeling better about how many inches youve grown? do you fucking measure that? are you planning to introduce yourself saying the size of your dick? I mean what the fuck... I understand that most guys measure their dick but like I said I dont see the point and to be perfectly honest I think its a sign of insecurity.

^^^^ baby dick alert
 
Base, my length is just right, but the girth is pretty legit, adds a lot more punch to my rod.
 
anyone heard of penis stretching exercises? like hanging a 5 pound weight from your scrotum.
 
However long your moms mouth is
 
I have never in my life measured my dick... not even when I was 14 years old. Judging by all the porn I have seen through the years I can only think I have a normal size of dick. I sincerely dont see the point in measuring your dick, I mean are you trying to impress yourself? feeling better about how many inches youve grown? do you fucking measure that? are you planning to introduce yourself saying the size of your dick? I mean what the fuck... I understand that most guys measure their dick but like I said I dont see the point and to be perfectly honest I think its a sign of insecurity.

lighten up brother it's just a joke
 
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