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Are you a guy or a girl?
I have a ....
I'm supposed to meet up - when i get back to the city - with a 20yr old who kinda has a Debra Woll thing going on. Hopefully she does not flake out or have the covid.Thank you for posting this
dude I need to get blitz drunk and want my wife to cut it off with safety razor but she wont
It's not gonna hurt, pussy. The thing is it's gonna bleed so do it in the tub and then put on some Yakety Sax when you try to get out of the tub. Even if she's gonna be a pussy about blood she'll laugh at the saxophone.dude I need to get blitz drunk and want my wife to cut it off with safety razor but she wont
I'm not worried about the pain, I'm worried about her fucking up the single slice and having to go back inIt's not gonna hurt, pussy. The thing is it's gonna bleed so do it in the tub and then put on some Yakety Sax when you try to get out of the tub. Even if she's gonna be a pussy about blood she'll laugh at the saxophone.
Wash, ice, slice, staunch, and do it calm so your heartrate doesn't go like it does whenever you see Nick Jonas' nipples. Don't drink.
I'm not worried about the pain, I'm worried about her fucking up the single slice and having to go back in
but his nipples are a thing to behold
My girlfriend has one like that(more "beauty mark" not "mole,mole,mole!), and aside from her eyes that was what I initially found most attractive about her.I knew a girl with a mole on her face that was still gorgeous, it made her cuter for some reason, like a beauty mark or something. It wasn’t one of those long hanging moles though.
Bloke.
No one here would be looking at you then chief.