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Dane Cook dating a 19 year old

She's pretty hot so good for him. No chance I could do that at the age and meet the parents. It would be too awkward.

And if I was the father, id want to kick Dane's ass
 
I'd blow my brains out hanging out with their friends, but 1 on 1, 19 probably isn't much different from 25.

Trust me, I'm 26 and had to deal with a ton of 19 year olds when I was still in school (graduated in December). There is a huge fucking difference.
 
Trust me, I'm 26 and had to deal with a ton of 19 year olds when I was still in school (graduated in December). There is a huge fucking difference.
I'm not saying 19 year olds are mature, just that the 25-30 chicks aren't exactly fountains of wisdom either.
 
Banging a 19 y.o at 45 makes perfect sense to me. Dating on the other hand would make me pretty sad because it's rather obvious that things aren't going to end well.
 
Both adults so knock your self out if you are not hurting anyone.

I find it embarrassing for him from my perspective but then why should he care about my perspective?
 
Yeah, why would you want a hot young chick who's still fun when you could have a chick whose looks are fading and has 10-12 years worth of failed relationships and emotional baggage and has a ticking biological clock?

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Chicks hit puberty several years earlier than guys. I'd blow my brains out hanging out with their friends, but 1 on 1, 19 probably isn't much different from 25.
Sad if that is your only experience with women older than 19-25 range.

There are lots of fantastic looking women in their 30's and 40's whose experiences have only taught them to be more chill and not sweat the small stuff.

Generally my experience is that the younger the gal the more the world has revolved around her, the more she has an IDEAL in her head of the way everything should work, and the less she is willing to compromise anything because she still believes in fairy tale type relationships.

A gal in her 30's and 40's laughs at the idea of a fairy tale romance, knows you won't be perfect or her either and has a more 'fuck it' attitude 'lets just enjoy life instead of fighting everything within it'.
 
Sad if that is your only experience with women older than 19-25 range.

There are lots of fantastic looking women in their 30's and 40's whose experiences have only taught them to be more chill and not sweat the small stuff.

Generally my experience is that the younger the gal the more the world has revolved around her, the more she has an IDEAL in her head of the way everything should work, and the less she is willing to compromise anything because she still believes in fairy tale type relationships.

A gal in her 30's and 40's laughs at the idea of a fairy tale romance, knows you won't be perfect or her either and has a more 'fuck it' attitude 'lets just enjoy life instead of fighting everything within it'.
That's everyone's experience with older chicks. All the blue chip prospects got snatched up years ago and most of the really hot ones above 30 are either divorced, have kids or both. If they don't, there's usually a reason nobody else locked that down. Younger chicks are at least a cleaner slate without too much baggage piled up. I really don't see how a chick with crow's feet and a "fuck it" attitude because her dreams have already been shattered and she doesn't believe in romance anymore is a selling point.
 
Fun fact:
When he was filming his Madison Square Garden HBO special, she would have been 9.

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That's everyone's experience with older chicks. All the blue chip prospects got snatched up years ago and most of the really hot ones above 30 are either divorced, have kids or both. If they don't, there's usually a reason nobody else locked that down. Younger chicks are at least a cleaner slate without too much baggage piled up. I really don't see how a chick with crow's feet and a "fuck it" attitude because her dreams have already been shattered and she doesn't believe in romance anymore is a selling point.
M'eh you sound like a cartoon speaking for every man on the planet.

You also seem to think that every good women got herself a good man and that there are no bad men because you seem to exclude that the reason a good woman could be single again is because she married a complete ass of a guy.

(and yes it goes both ways obviously. I do consider all possibilities.I am pointing out you seem to completely exclude one)
 
M'eh you sound like a cartoon speaking for every man on the planet.

You also seem to think that every good women got herself a good man and that there are no bad men because you seem to exclude that the reason a good woman could be single again is because she married a complete ass of a guy.

(and yes it goes both ways obviously. I do consider all possibilities.I am pointing out you seem to completely exclude one)
There are plenty of horrible men, but they're usually persona non grata to really nice chicks. If you've had a different experience with older chicks, more power to you, but for me it's usually been they seem nice at first and the emotional cracks start to appear after the first few months. I quite like the ideals young girls still have. I'm in my 30s and just became single again fairly recently for the first time since I was in my 20s, so I'm now having to deal with most hot chicks around my age suddenly springing on me that they have a kid. I don't want to be a dick, but I'm also not looking to raise someone else's kid.
 
There are plenty of horrible men, but they're usually persona non grata to really nice chicks. If you've had a different experience with older chicks, more power to you, but for me it's usually been they seem nice at first and the emotional cracks start to appear after the first few months. I quite like the ideals young girls still have. I'm in my 30s and just became single again fairly recently for the first time since I was in my 20s, so I'm now having to deal with most hot chicks around my age suddenly springing on me that they have a kid. I don't want to be a dick, but I'm also not looking to raise someone else's kid.

Horrible men like nice chicks too if they are hot. So it happens.

Ya some 'older' women, particularly with young kids can be needy and hunting and I don't blame anyone who does not want to be a surrogate dad. That is a fair choice.

I'm at an age (49) and as I like to call it 'born again single' (divorced with grown kids) and loving dating again. I've dated gals my age and up to 10 years younger as per my current gal. And i won't date anyone seriously with children who are not independent yet. I like to travel and do stuff that kids just limit. Been there done that, and now looking for something else.

And I've dates and sex with with two girls in their later 20's last year who did everything to initiate it with me even when i was standoffish. I can tell you that the younger girls simply do zero for me. Can't talk to them. Most don't appreciate a good meal or a good bottle of wine or even a nice beer. Certainly can't hang out with their friends. And honestly sex with them is, in my experience far more boring than with a chick who knows what she is doing and what she wants. My experience is that young hot girls have that 'you get to fuck me' attitude to them which sees them just lie on their back and expect you to be thrilled to take them. An older woman will often take you and she knows what she likes and is usually not afraid of anything you like.

I actually had a 19 year old waitress at the one lounge bar I frequent suggest we go out sometime jsut before xmas. I was like hell no. LIke wtf, no. I was born 30 years before she was even born.

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She is hot though.
 
Horrible men like nice chicks too if they are hot. So it happens.

Ya some 'older' women, particularly with young kids can be needy and hunting and I don't blame anyone who does not want to be a surrogate dad. That is a fair choice.

I'm at an age (49) and as I like to call it 'born again single' (divorced with grown kids) and loving dating again. I've dated gals my age and up to 10 years younger as per my current gal. And i won't date anyone seriously with children who are not independent yet. I like to travel and do stuff that kids just limit. Been there done that, and now looking for something else.

And I've dates and sex with with two girls in their later 20's last year who did everything to initiate it with me even when i was standoffish. I can tell you that the younger girls simply do zero for me. Can't talk to them. Most don't appreciate a good meal or a good bottle of wine or even a nice beer. Certainly can't hang out with their friends. And honestly sex with them is, in my experience far more boring than with a chick who knows what she is doing and what she wants. My experience is that young hot girls have that 'you get to fuck me' attitude to them which sees them just lie on their back and expect you to be thrilled to take them. An older woman will often take you and she knows what she likes and is usually not afraid of anything you like.

I actually had a 19 year old waitress at the one lounge bar I frequent suggest we go out sometime jsut before xmas. I was like hell no. LIke wtf, no. I was born 30 years before she was even born.

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She is hot though.
Yeah, I suppose late 40s is a bit different. I still would probably like to have a family one day, so I guess my requirements are a bit different from someone who's already done that and just looking for a companion.
 
It’s fairly obvious that Dane Cook had a lot of acne in high school, never got any play, and now wants to relive his youth as the guy he wanted to be. You can see this in everything he does.
He's been crushing it for like 15 years so idk if he's really that gotten to over his high school career.
 
He's been crushing it for like 15 years so idk if he's really that gotten to over his high school career.

It has nothing to do with getting over it. I think it’s just more of a subconscious thing. It’s not a bad thing necessarily. But it just seems like it’s the underlying theme in a lot of his mannerisms and choices in roles.
 
He's been crushing it for like 15 years so idk if he's really that gotten to over his high school career.
People love to talk crap about others. Usually it's sour grapes. It's normal.
 
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