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Dane Cook dating a 19 year old

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Wood.
 
He's a horrible comedian, but I'm not going to pretend to give a fuck about this. She's an adult. Who cares.
 
Man child dating someone who is barely an adult, makes sense to me.

I can't fault the guy for being attracted to a 19 year old, she is gorgeous. However, why a 40 something year old man would want to have a sustained relationship with a teenager is perplexing.

Yeah, why would you want a hot young chick who's still fun when you could have a chick whose looks are fading and has 10-12 years worth of failed relationships and emotional baggage and has a ticking biological clock?

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Danes chick is way too young, if she was 25 it would be less creepy at least she would be more mature, this chick was 18 when they dated and she is just out of puberty hasnet really developed into a woman yet, gross.

Chicks hit puberty several years earlier than guys. I'd blow my brains out hanging out with their friends, but 1 on 1, 19 probably isn't much different from 25.
 
Yeah, why would you want a hot young chick who's still fun when you could have a chick whose looks are fading and has 10-12 years worth of failed relationships and emotional baggage and has a ticking biological clock?

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Chicks hit puberty several years earlier than guys. I'd blow my brains out hanging out with their friends, but 1 on 1, 19 probably isn't much different from 25.
<mma4>Truer words have never been spoken.
 
Why date at all if you're rich and famous? Just bang away.

I think Dane Cook has already done all the meaningless hoe banging he wants and already got it out of his system during his heyday when he was selling out stadiums. If you could already buy all the pussies you want, there comes a time when you want to have a relationship. This is why it is far less common to see celebs remain single for a long time.
 
Does she even know who he is? Im sure she likes his money, cause he's barely famous anymore.
 
She’s hot but when you’re rich and famous, just being able to hang hot chicks of any age isn’t exactly a coup.

What actually disturbs me about this thread is the 45 year old man flatbilling. He should be ostracized for that. Oh wait he’s been ostracized for well over a decade.
 
Good for him. I would do the exact same thing.
 
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