Dana White: 'I am going to unveil the future of fighting'

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In real life:
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UFC dead going where the money is at


my favorite part
Reporter: What are the plans for Khabib
Dana: Habib is not ducking anyone (translation, ducking Tony)
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Faking the right hand only to come with a devastating left-shield hook followed by steel to the face... the future of fighting!

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WMMA will become more equal by forcing them to fight topless like men.
 
it's going to be at least one of these things:

restructure the weight classes and implement hydration testing to get rid of weight cutting

WME buys out Belllator

ESPN and WME announce an ESPN fight only network with UFC, PFL, top rank boxing, and the new AEW wrestling promotion
 
Scrapping WMMA?

From the UFC brand at least... and not forcing people to watch women fight?
 
Live VR fighting. Fighters will wear a camera on their heads and fans can choose which fighter they wanna view by buying a ufc vr headset for 4000 dollars. It also comes with a free hot dog brander. First 1000 orders will get exclusive vr jon Jones life experience as he crashes cars and snorts cocaine and you live it with jon jones.

Free hotdog brander? GTFO. Those cost extra and you know it.
 
Usada is going to test people to make sure they USE enough stroids to compete
 
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