Media Dana went on First Take to promote UFC 313 but ended up talking more about boxing instead


Not surprising at all. Dana White even watches boxing on a tiny screen when sitting cageside at a UFC PPV

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It’s over man
Dana will be slowly phasing out UFC and moving strictly to PowerSlap and PowerBox
 
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It’s over man
Dana will be slowly phasing out UFC and moving strictly to PowerSlap and PowerBox

New business idea for Dana, PowerStomp!
The rules are simple, one homeless dude lays down on concrete and the other homeless dude stomps his head.
Whoever ends up paralyzed last wins the athletic competition.
 
No doubt Dana will be getting cryogenically frozen when he nears his time, maybe even with a Power Slap towel over his noggin instead of a UFC one.
 
New business idea for Dana, PowerStomp!
The rules are simple, one homeless dude lays down on concrete and the other homeless dude stomps his head.
Whoever ends up paralyzed last wins the athletic competition.

This was hilarious to me because PowerSlap is basically halfway there, so the joke has that element of realism, which ironically increases the absurdity.
 
New business idea for Dana, PowerStomp!
The rules are simple, one homeless dude lays down on concrete and the other homeless dude stomps his head.
Whoever ends up paralyzed last wins the athletic competition.
Shit it wouldn't be surprising. It wouldn't be homeless people. Look at slap those dudes are the dumbest people I've ever seen.
 
Boxing is in Dana's blood, ever since he was an up and coming women's boxercise instructor coming out of Boston.

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Zuffa boxing. Anyone remember that lol
 
Yeah bearmanpig aka mma guru dissects this video posted in OP trashing Dana as a promoter cause he truly does suck. He doesnt promote aspinall nor other champs when he gets the clear alley oop opportunity from Stephen smith to do just that.
 
Dana reminds me more and more of Colby when he opens his mouth recently.
 
I believe one, or both, of the hosts of that show are repped by WME, SO SOFTBALLS ONLY
 
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