Could CM Punk beat an average man off the street?

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  1. DanMMAleague

    DanMMAleague Purple Belt

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    Personally I think you have to be completely deluded to think Punk wouldn’t thrash the average man off the street.

    What do you think?
     
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    executionermma Red Belt

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    i think sherdog should get over it and stop with these idiot threads about Phil Brooks
     
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  3. Fossor

    Fossor Purple Belt

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    Perhaps an average American
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  4. Roljo

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    Average murica guy weights 300lbs.
     
  6. SmilinDesperado

    SmilinDesperado Silver Belt

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    Average dude with no training, right? Id say, yeah.
    I mean he isn't going to KO anyone, but when the cops come to pull the two apart, it'll be CM in top position laying down vicious ground and slap.
     
  7. sissypunch

    sissypunch I've got a small dick, and i'm an asshole.

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    If CM Punk jumped up and wrapped his legs around me like he did to Mike Jackson, I would not know what the fuck to do and would tap out immediately. There is no counter to that move once locked up.
     
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  8. AndersonsFoot

    AndersonsFoot Toolshed Platinum Member

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    Just fall forward, Punk doesn't know how to get up.

    Problem solved.
     
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  9. oldschoolmmafan

    oldschoolmmafan PEOPLE=SHIT

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    I at least thought punk might have learn't how to throw a punch... how wrong I was.
     
  10. DanMMAleague

    DanMMAleague Purple Belt

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    But the average man off the street doesn’t know how to throw a punch either.
     
  11. wearetheromans

    wearetheromans Brown Belt

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    as someone who's never trained anything, i can say with 100% confidence i can throw a punch better than punk
     
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    AgentSmecker Brown Belt

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    Beating men off in the street average or not, that sort of sordid behaviour would get you arrested and I don't think Phil would do such a thing.
     
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  13. DanMMAleague

    DanMMAleague Purple Belt

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    That sounds completely illogical, conceited and delusional.
     
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  14. Magooglie

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    An average man his size, probably.
     
  15. wearetheromans

    wearetheromans Brown Belt

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    i've seen him throw a punch

    i've thrown a punch
     
  16. Quietus

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    Depends, if its a fat slob then yeah, if its any guy with a sports background I wouldn't bet on Phil, I think anyone who even played even college football could clinch and throw a punch better than him.
     
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  17. DaWrassler007

    DaWrassler007 I like men, I'd like to be MAN-handled

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  18. SwinnsAndFedes

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    He has trained MMA the last two years which an average man has not so yes.
     
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    Be ready for Chris Brown to call him out any moment now.
     
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  20. William Huggins

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    Average guy throws sloppy overhands, Punk has no answer, Average guy by KO in 20 seconds
     

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