Chess - Path towards World Chess Championship (Gukesh Dommaraju vs Ding Liren)

[Sweater of AV]

i did it again!

Nicely done. 300-350 seems like your sweet spot.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Nicely done. 300-350 seems like your sweet spot.

fear the bongcloud! the most intimidating move in all of chess!

this one instilled so much fear into my opponent, causing him to surrender his queen, his knight, and his bishops to me and then when i offered up a free rook on a blunder he decided to rage quit instead. that guy was shook!

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lmao i just broke this dude in 2 moves

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[Sweater of AV]

fear the bongcloud! the most intimidating move in all of chess!

this one instilled so much fear into my opponent, causing him to surrender his queen, his knight, and his bishops to me and then when i offered up a free rook on a blunder he decided to rage quit instead. that guy was shook!

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lmao i just broke this dude in 2 moves

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Lol at Tanmay handing pieces over like a champion and calling it a day.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Lol at Tanmay handing pieces over like a champion and calling it a day.

drake knows whats up.

art of the draw baby! got a couple of these today but this was the most hilarious one so far!

 

[Sweater of AV]

drake knows whats up.

art of the draw baby! got a couple of these today but this was the most hilarious one so far!

With three queens and over two minutes remaining, my boy Drake decides to start cutting down the board with his king. Fair play.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

With three queens and over two minutes remaining, my boy Drake decides to start cutting down the board with his king. Fair play.

this guy straight up owned me from the start and i ruined his day. i was so trapped. i even broke out the triple stacker in an attempt to bust out but my effort was all in vein.

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i think i might just retire off of this stalemate. for i was not beaten, and my opponent tried his best but was unable to defeat my noob ass. hope ya'll enjoyed my chesscapades.

 

[Sweater of AV]

this guy straight up owned me from the start and i ruined his day. i was so trapped. i even broke out the triple stacker in an attempt to bust out but my effort was all in vein.

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i think i might just retire off of this stalemate. for i was not beaten, and my opponent tried his best but was unable to defeat my noob ass. hope ya'll enjoyed my chesscapades.

Enjoy retirement and thank you for revolutionizing the game.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Enjoy retirement and thank you for revolutionizing the game.

i had to have one more go at it.

art of the draw baby!

shout out to my opponent ricky ramos for giving me one of the better games that i didn't lose. my opponent gave it everything he had and i had my back against the wall while fighting against all odds and in the end my skill prevailed to allow me to walk out of there with my head held high and totally not beaten.

he wanted a rematch afterwards but i told him no thanks, go back to the wood league and earn it. dude had a +36 advantage and still couldn't beat me. he ain't worthy of drinking the broth from my jockstrap.

should i hang em up yet folks or should i try to bust some fool on the 5 queen stack?

 

[Sweater of AV]

i had to have one more go at it.

art of the draw baby!

shout out to my opponent ricky ramos for giving me one of the better games that i didn't lose. my opponent gave it everything he had and i had my back against the wall while fighting against all odds and in the end my skill prevailed to allow me to walk out of there with my head held high and totally not beaten.

he wanted a rematch afterwards but i told him no thanks, go back to the wood league and earn it. dude had a +36 advantage and still couldn't beat me. he ain't worthy of drinking the broth from my jockstrap.

should i hang em up yet folks or should i try to bust some fool on the 5 queen stack?

The Art of the Draw, Chapter 7: The Four Queen Stalemate.

At this point, you have no choice but to keep going.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

The Art of the Draw, Chapter 7: The Four Queen Stalemate.

At this point, you have no choice but to keep going.

fuck it, i'm on a mission to go for the 5 queen stack.

guess i gotta go a bit easier on my opponents and stop taking their pawns.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

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so this dude from india got mad that i captured his rook so instead of rage quitting like most of them do he decided to run the clock out on me, a total dick move from sore losers. so in response i decided to practice a little bit of hindi that i learned on the guy and i mentally broke him into submission.

so i start of with jaldee karo gaandu just to get my point across. jaldee karo means hurry up and gaandu means asshole (gaand means ass) but when used abusively will also be interpreted as somebody who gets fucked in the ass alot, the english equivalent is pretty much calling somebody the obscene homosexual f-word slur.

instead of just hurrying up and playing the next move he decided to respond by saying some shit involving my father fucking my mothers vagina. so i know he understood me loud and clear!

i then responded the best way that i know how. by telling him that there are one thousand elephant dicks in his mothers vagina.

well that got him heated. he then called me the full on N word and then decided to teach me a lesson in chess and finally make a move. after having nearly 4 minutes to decide what his best course of action would be, he decided to make the dumbest most irrelevant move with his rook, allowing me to capture his queen on my very next move.

well he didn't want no more of that smoke. he decided to take his ball and go home after giving up his rook and his queen in one fell swoop and now he's stuck getting abused in his own language by some white dude from canada, which has gotta be embarassing for just about anybody.

god damn it, that rage quit kinda annoyed me a little. i was just getting started! i still had 6 minutes left, i could have exercised a whole lot more hindi on this bhenchod. i was right about to call his mother a 5 dollar dirty whore and tell him to put his fist up his ass. he never even gave me the opportunity to tell him that i will destroy his mothers very loose vagina, which believe me sounds just as hilarious when you say it as when you read it.

this madarchod called me the full on n word though - he used spaces to avoid the filter. this ultimately might end up resulting in a double-account suicide because i reported it just for shits and giggles, where i know that i said some abusive things towards him myself. but if i go out, then i know i won't be going out alone, i'll be taking this kutiya out with me. you can't just go around dropping n bombs at people all willy nilly like that. when they tell you to hurry up, you hurry your ass up gaandu!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

well boys, i nearly pulled it off. but in a hurry to get his 6th queen out of the way so that he could promote his 7'th queen onto the board, the guy accidentally checkmated me.

if bucky barnes would have just moved his G4 queen to G5 one move earlier when i was on D3 i would have had it! and then i would have been able to retire after accomplishing everything that there is to achieve in the game of chess.

i know in my heart that if my opponent would have gotten his 7'th queen onto the board he would have had no other choice but to offer a draw otherwise i would have used my will to force the inevitable stalemate.

i'ma keep at it. i just gotta leave my opponents pawns alone when i'm getting my ass handed to me and i'm sure to pull it off one of these days. i came so fucking close tonight though it's a little disheartening.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

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i threw up the bongcloud and proceeded to troll the fuck out of this guy with my king until he realised that he was a move away from being mated and then he offered a draw and rage quit.

this shit is fucking hilarious and i can't stop playing because some crazy shit is happening every other game that probably doesn't even belong in a traditional game of chess.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

one last one for the weekend....i threw up the bongcloud and then just laid waste to this guy with my king. he lost so many pieces trying to go after it. i cockblocked his pawn so badly at the end too, which ultimately saved the game for me and also ended up forcing the checkmate at the very end.

@Sweater of AV you're gonna love this one. this is some high level chess right here. he should have just forfeit after i gave him both of my knights and my queen in an aggressive display of dominance.

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my king was putting in the work!

 

[Sweater of AV]

one last one for the weekend....i threw up the bongcloud and then just laid waste to this guy with my king. he lost so many pieces trying to go after it. i cockblocked his pawn so badly at the end too, which ultimately saved the game for me and also ended up forcing the checkmate at the very end.

@Sweater of AV you're gonna love this one. this is some high level chess right here. he should have just forfeit after i gave him both of my knights and my queen in an aggressive display of dominance.

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my king was putting in the work!

"Exquisite" is really the only word to describe what I just witnessed. Moves like qf7 are what separate the men from the boys. Gave him a false sense of hope and then slowly stuck the dagger in.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

"Exquisite" is really the only word to describe what I just witnessed. Moves like qf7 are what separate the men from the boys. Gave him a false sense of hope and then slowly stuck the dagger in.

look what i just did to this guy with my king lol.

i blundered my queen right out of the gate and his first mistake was to capture it. i then decided to take my king for a walk through his zone and then i parked it in a pretty strategic spot i would say.

dude should have just forfeit after i threw up the bongcloud. he didn't have to put himself through this kind of suffering.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

now i think i've seen it all. i practically won a game just by using an en passant. with a little bit of help from the most dangerous offensive piece on the battlefield, the king of course.

my pawn was just sitting there mean mugging his king for the last half of the game. that en passant had his king frozen like a deer in headlights. he didn't know what to do after that. he was shook!

motherfucker tried to hit me with the scholars mate too, so i punished him for it and captured his rook.

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i still suck at this chess but its nice to know that there are alot of people out there who play worse than i do. this shit is hilarious though. my en passant came up big for me when i was losing control of the game.

and lol @ this guy. all i really did was play my king and i made him rage quit in under a minute of my time.

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FUCK!!!!!

i just played a a smart fucking game while dancing my king all over the board and finally after i was just about to take the game and i got a taste of my own god damn medicine.

i'm about ready to rage quit this shit for good. i totally outsmarted my opponent and did all of the handywork with my king, and here i am about to reap the rewards of my efforts and i totally fucked myself by forcing a stalemate.

feels bad man.

but then i played a good game right after and redeemed myself in a technical and tactical battle. i've still got a few battles left in me i think.

i feel like i might have commandeered this professional chess thread with my shenanigans which are anything but professional, and i apologize for that. i aint very good at this shit but i'm finding all kinds of ways to ruin peoples day and i find that shit hilarious. especially in the games where i dogwalk my king all over the board and alot of the time it becomes rather successful and even leads me to victory, even though i'm not really sure if that's even a valid chess strategy at all.

 

[Sweater of AV]

now i think i've seen it all. i practically won a game just by using an en passant. with a little bit of help from the most dangerous offensive piece on the battlefield, the king of course.

my pawn was just sitting there mean mugging his king for the last half of the game. that en passant had his king frozen like a deer in headlights. he didn't know what to do after that. he was shook!

motherfucker tried to hit me with the scholars mate too, so i punished him for it and captured his rook.

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i still suck at this chess but its nice to know that there are alot of people out there who play worse than i do. this shit is hilarious though. my en passant came up big for me when i was losing control of the game.

and lol @ this guy. all i really did was play my king and i made him rage quit in under a minute of my time.

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mueid's decision to go rb5 for the pointless mate instead of taking the pawn was immaculate.

There will be setbacks on the journey to educate the world. Keep fighting through the adversity. Post whatever you like. The decisions made in many of these games are amusing.