Cheated on my GF.

[Viva]

I am of different ilk and therefore wouldn't get in your position.

I advise you to admit it all and say to her what you told us, then hope she will dump you because if she doesn't, it can be for one of the following reasons:

1) She has no self-respect
2) She is waiting for an opportunity to get back at you
3) She is a cold-blooded, calculating person who will "forgive" you and by that I mean keep it constantly in her pocket as a means to control you by imposing guilt

Good luck, I hope you learned something from the whole experience.

Spoiler

 

[minute bull]

Yeah, I gotta admit, this totally changed how I look at smellmyfarts.

 

[Gref]

pack it up and get a new gf.

 

[GhostZ06]

pack it up and get a new gf.

well he need to leave behind an ipad

 

[BJJ NINJA]

hopefully you end up alone.

 

[theskza]

I got in a huge fight with my GF over some stupid shit and didn't talk to her other than a few text messages for almost a week. Like an idiot, I went out drinking last weekend with some buddies and ended up at a house party with an old co-worker of mine. Long story short, I went back to her house and we hooked up. The next morning, I woke up feeling terrible about what had happened, but kept my mouth shut about having a GF and went on with my day. This chick texted me like 10 times about how much she likes me and can't wait to see me again as well as sent me a friend request on FB that I denied. I'm not into this girl at all. She's pretty annoying and despite having one of the most spectacular ghetto bootys that I've ever seen, she's a total butter-face with a bunch of really hood tattoos.

So after a couple days of ignoring her, she finally got the point, but then yesterday day she sends me a message that basically says that she knows I have a GF, and that I'm a total piece of shit. I didn't respond, but now I'm sweating bullets because she obviously knows someone that knows me or my GF.

At this point I'm thinking that I should either just come clean with my GF or break up with her. I don't think I can keep a skeleton like this in the closest. I also can't bare the thought of my GF knowing that I bagged this trashy chick, and from what I know about her, she'll probably eventually find a way to tell my GF.

Yes, I'm a fucking idiot, so save the "you're retarded comments."

What would you do?

You sound disgusting, immature, and despite what you said, I'm still calling you retarded.

Tell your gf, and break up with her. And a heads up, but you probably won't ever change.

 

[Scrody]

So?

 

[Hearse Lightning]

You must be split into 2 at the waist so that each girl may have a half. As a last dying wish you may pick who gets what half.

 

[Steve08]

1. Get them both together
2. Get them to do shots of tequila
3. Threesome
4. Film it
5. Profit

Upvoted

 

[The Clifford]

3) buy her an ipad.

The rules are the rules.

 

[IIIIIIII]

I got in a huge fight with my GF over some stupid shit and didn't talk to her other than a few text messages for almost a week. Like an idiot, I went out drinking last weekend with some buddies and ended up at a house party with an old co-worker of mine. Long story short, I went back to her house and we hooked up. The next morning, I woke up feeling terrible about what had happened, but kept my mouth shut about having a GF and went on with my day. This chick texted me like 10 times about how much she likes me and can't wait to see me again as well as sent me a friend request on FB that I denied. I'm not into this girl at all. She's pretty annoying and despite having one of the most spectacular ghetto bootys that I've ever seen, she's a total butter-face with a bunch of really hood tattoos.

So after a couple days of ignoring her, she finally got the point, but then yesterday day she sends me a message that basically says that she knows I have a GF, and that I'm a total piece of shit. I didn't respond, but now I'm sweating bullets because she obviously knows someone that knows me or my GF.

At this point I'm thinking that I should either just come clean with my GF or break up with her. I don't think I can keep a skeleton like this in the closest. I also can't bare the thought of my GF knowing that I bagged this trashy chick, and from what I know about her, she'll probably eventually find a way to tell my GF.

Yes, I'm a fucking idiot, so save the "you're retarded comments."

What would you do?

haha. well at least you've admitted the, "retard" part.

if i were you, i'd just break up with your girlfriend. sleeping with another chick is always going to be in the back of your girlfriend's mind. it's never going to go away. you can't fix this. apologize to her, and say that you feel terrible and that you respect her enough to not expect her to get over this.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

pics of GF and mistress or

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[BubbaH]

I am of different ilk and therefore wouldn't get in your position.

I advise you to admit it all and say to her what you told us, then hope she will dump you because if she doesn't, it can be for one of the following reasons:

1) She has no self-respect
2) She is waiting for an opportunity to get back at you
3) She is a cold-blooded, calculating person who will "forgive" you and by that I mean keep it constantly in her pocket as a means to control you by imposing guilt

Good luck, I hope you learned something from the whole experience.

This is the only truly good advice I've read so far. It's best that your relationship ends now.

1) She will find out.
2) You will never be truly forgiven.

 

[Archie Goodwin]

Posts 5, 7, 8, 14 are good.....12 also but I doubt you have what it takes to pull that off.

Thanks! :icon_chee

 

[Mike Armyquitte]

If you want to stay with your GF-

-Is there enough mitigation with the GF based on your fight that this wouldn't be considered a total betrayal? You guys hadn't talked much for a week and were fighting. Is that something that could be used to excuse your behavior with the GF or were you guys serious and this is inexcusable?

 

[weed]

How dare you not make an offering.

 

[IIIIIIII]

Booze...................and lots of it

eh, i've been wasted as all hell, but i've never cheated on a girlfriend. you got horny, and since you were in the doghouse with your girl, you decided to pump a different chick instead. just admit it, dude. this shit happens. all you can do now is move on.

 

[spikemma]

it's selfish to admit it unless she always told you to if you had done it.

 

[scrubido]

Seriously just break up. Women will never truly forgive or forget.

 

[MikeyLan]

Kill the ghetto booty hoe. It's the only way

This.

But be sure to return your videotapes first.