Change one aspect of a movie to make it better

[Clippy]

Last Jedi: Don't make it

 

[Jim Cozad Jr.]

Point Break with someone hot instead of Lori Petty...The Shining with someone hot instead of Shelley Duvall...

 

[MMA since 1993]

Neil McCauley lives.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Rocky: Apollo Creed gives the title shot to Spider Rico and knocks him out in the first round.

First Blood: David Caruso defeats Rambo in hand to hand combat in the forest and brings him back in cuffs.

The Terminator: Arnold's fist bounces off Brian Thompson's stomach and into his own face, Josh Neer style, and he short circuits.

Terminator 2: Xander Berkley parries the T-1000's knife arm with his carton of milk. Knife arm goes into a power outlet in the wall and he short circuits.

Commando: Bill Paxton switches to another terminal and picks up Arnold's plane on the radar. Arnold and Rae Dawn Chong are shot down and the wreckage is never found.

Predator: Sven Thorsen dives out of the way as Arnold shoots, throws a knife and catches Arnold in the throat.

Red Heat: Sven Thorsen defeats Arnold in the naked fight in the snow and Arnold dies of hypothermia.

Conan the Barbarian: Sven Thorsen catches Arnold trying to kill the snake he raised from a tiny snakeling and bops Arnold on the head with his wooden mallet.

The Running Man: Sven Thorsen invites Arnold to score some steroids with him. Ben Richards is named 1980 Mr. Olympia champion.

 

[syct23]

Breavheart:

The entire cast is female...

 

[Horse Style]

Infinity War

During the battle in Wakanda, make Hulk make a grand entrance, running through all those dog-alien-things like a hot knife through butter.


























Then Thanos shows up and bitch slaps him to sleep again

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Baywatch
alexandra daddario is completely nude the entire movie

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

Rocky: Apollo Creed gives the title shot to Spider Rico and knocks him out in the first round.

First Blood: David Caruso defeats Rambo in hand to hand combat in the forest and brings him back in cuffs.

The Terminator: Arnold's fist bounces off Brian Thompson's stomach and into his own face, Josh Neer style, and he short circuits.

Terminator 2: Xander Berkley parries the T-1000's knife arm with his carton of milk. Knife arm goes into a power outlet in the wall and he short circuits.

Commando: Bill Paxton switches to another terminal and picks up Arnold's plane on the radar. Arnold and Rae Dawn Chong are shot down and the wreckage is never found.

Predator: Sven Thorsen dives out of the way as Arnold shoots, throws a knife and catches Arnold in the throat.

Red Heat: Sven Thorsen defeats Arnold in the naked fight in the snow and Arnold dies of hypothermia.

Conan the Barbarian: Sven Thorsen catches Arnold trying to kill the snake he raised from a tiny snakeling and bops Arnold on the head with his wooden mallet.

The Running Man: Sven Thorsen invites Arnold to score some steroids with him. Ben Richards is named 1980 Mr. Olympia champion.

 

[Tone C]

Last Jedi: Don't make it

I was going to go with stop it after the opening credits....

Although I actually liked Rose...*hangs head *

 

[MMA since 1993]

Baywatch
alexandra daddario is completely nude the entire movie

someone get this man a tall glass of whiskey.

 

[Zer]

In TDK, two face lives.

That would've made it better just so it didn't seem like Nolan shit his pants when he realized the film was already an hour overlong and he only had like 20 minutes to get Two Face in and out of the story before TDKR

 

[MMA since 1993]

Rocky: Apollo Creed gives the title shot to Spider Rico and knocks him out in the first round.

First Blood: David Caruso defeats Rambo in hand to hand combat in the forest and brings him back in cuffs.

The Terminator: Arnold's fist bounces off Brian Thompson's stomach and into his own face, Josh Neer style, and he short circuits.

Terminator 2: Xander Berkley parries the T-1000's knife arm with his carton of milk. Knife arm goes into a power outlet in the wall and he short circuits.

Commando: Bill Paxton switches to another terminal and picks up Arnold's plane on the radar. Arnold and Rae Dawn Chong are shot down and the wreckage is never found.

Predator: Sven Thorsen dives out of the way as Arnold shoots, throws a knife and catches Arnold in the throat.

Red Heat: Sven Thorsen defeats Arnold in the naked fight in the snow and Arnold dies of hypothermia.

Conan the Barbarian: Sven Thorsen catches Arnold trying to kill the snake he raised from a tiny snakeling and bops Arnold on the head with his wooden mallet.

The Running Man: Sven Thorsen invites Arnold to score some steroids with him. Ben Richards is named 1980 Mr. Olympia champion.

WTF nugga, why you hate arnold?

 

[Clippy]

I was going to go with stop it after the opening credits....

Although I actually liked Rose...*hangs head *

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Basic Instinct.
Sharon Stone spreads her ass cheeks.

 

[moreorless87]

The Last Jedi, have Rey join Kylo and end the film soon afterwards.

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

Jason Goes to Hell:

Don't have Jason body switching. Have him in his form but he still has to kill the girl and the baby, he's just on a deadline before he has to go to die or "go to hell".

Makes the story less convoluted and better. Not to mention not giving more screen time to one of the best and intimidating looking Jason's throughout the franchise.

Sometimes simple is BETTER! It's a goddamn slasher movie!

 

[faustian]

Recast Bill Duke as Michael Corleone

 

[Noodles03]

In general, more hot Asian chicks.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Predator: Sven Thorsen dives out of the way as Arnold shoots, throws a knife and catches Arnold in the throat.

Red Heat: Sven Thorsen defeats Arnold in the naked fight in the snow and Arnold dies of hypothermia.

Conan the Barbarian: Sven Thorsen catches Arnold trying to kill the snake he raised from a tiny snakeling and bops Arnold on the head with his wooden mallet.

The Running Man: Sven Thorsen invites Arnold to score some steroids with him. Ben Richards is named 1980 Mr. Olympia champion.

 

[faustian]

Good Will Hunting: after setting off to reunite with Skylar, Will's car instantly breaks down. Will has to make the cross-country journey by solving Rubik's Cubes for cash at seedy trucker bars. After a long and grueling voyage Will finally makes it to California only to walk in on Skylar getting rawdogged by Bill Duke. Will attacks Bill Duke and is promptly raped and murdered. Bill Duke takes Will's fancy new government job and uses his resources there to destroy Canada and is hailed as the greatest American hero of all time. The end.

The Shawshank Redemption: after his savage beating at the hands of Hadley, Bogs returns as a supercharged gay cyborg. The Sisters, led by cyborg Bogs, overpower Red's crew, raping and murdering them all, then take Andy hostage and force him to plot their prison escape. Bogs and Rooster rendezvous on a beach in Zihuatanejo where they take turns raping the corpse of Andy while being fed special Viagra-dosed strawberry daiquiris concocted by Bill Duke. The end.