I would remove the women in Ghostbusters and replace them with men so the movie may be good for a few sincere laughs.
The ending of The Abyss. I dunno what. But basically anything. Just have him die looking at the alien faces or something.
Point Break with someone hot instead of Lori Petty...The Shining with someone hot instead of Shelley Duvall...
Back to the Future:
Marty bangs Loraine then ceases to exist.
Does he cease to exist or does he instantly develop a Hapsburg chin?
Who’s this Ryoto Machida guy? I hear he has wins over Rich Franklin and BJ Penn. Maybe he could be a contender one day?
You kidding? He just won the light heavyweight belt. I think it's very possible he retires many years from now champion and undefeated. Nobody can solve Machida karate.
Isn’t that Lyoto Machida? I thought that’s a different guy. I don’t know, maybe Ryoto can solve the mystery of Lyoto’s karate.
Which version. You dislike them both?