CAPTAIN MARVEL v.2 (First Critics Reviews)

[TheRuthlessOne]

The only reason I was going to see this movie was for Phil Coulson. The rest is just extra.

I heard he dies within the first 10 seconds

Something about already having enough white men in the movie

 

[VitorReem]

Hollywood doesn’t care about the end user/viewer. I seriously hope the movie takes a giant John Carter dump just to send a message, but it won’t.

Am I the only one on earth that liked John carter? I thought it was pretty fun

 

[minute bull]

 

[BisexualMMA]

This just in. Emergency reshoots for Endgame

Captain Marvel goes into a coma in the first 5 minutes of the movie and is never seen again.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Russian Bots vs Disney Shills! BOOK IT, DANA.

Russians by Arm Bar in the first.

 

[VitorReem]

Lol at this review https://cosmicbook.news/captain-marvel-review-cold-disappointment-unworthy?amp

This is glorious

 

[minute bull]

Russians ...

Smeshed by DQ controversy

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

I heard he dies within the first 10 seconds

Something about already having enough white men in the movie

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[AgentSmecker]

This is glorious

LOL I know right. "Her feminist struggle is the only reason for her to exist"

And we can only hope it's the cause of her demise

 

[VitorReem]

LOL I know right. "Her feminist struggle is the only reason for her to exist"

And we can only hope it's the cause of her demise

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/captain-marvel-review-massively-disappointing-140005630.html

Here’s another juicy one. A tiny bit spoilerish though

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

This was actually a great opening

Its better than the actual movie

 

[Stoic1]

Need the nudes .gif asap omake an infrmd decision.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Am I the only one on earth that liked John carter? I thought it was pretty fun

I loved it more than Avatar. No joke.

 

[VitorReem]

Need the nudes .gif asap omake an infrmd decision.

Go google the leaked nudes dude if you’re not going to see it you can at least jerk off in rebellion.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I've read that it does nothing to further the plot to Infinity War or End Game.

This just in. Emergency reshoots for Endgame

Captain Marvel goes into a coma in the first 5 minutes of the movie and is never seen again.

So the rumor having some scene reshoots without Captain Marvel in the event of an unpopular backlash has substance.

 

[minute bull]

So the rumor having some scene reshoots without Captain Marvel in the event of an unpopular backlash has substance.

Is there .... is there round robin footage of like nineteen different characters all getting to take a final crack at Thanos? Which one will test the best? NO ONE KNOWS!!!!

Can we cut them all together real fast for a montage?

 

[GtehMVP]

Am I the only one on earth that liked John carter? I thought it was pretty fun

Yeah man, that movie was fun, wish we got the follow up
Lyn Collins never looked better

 

[SaiWa]

Am I the only one on earth that liked John carter? I thought it was pretty fun

Probably cause you're the only one that watched it... or admitted to watching it...

 

[SaiWa]

Sure they're not

What's the problem... 2/4 is basically 50%... that's actually meh territory... so she picked good tomato over bad. That's borderline depending on whether you liked it or not. you can like average to below average movies you know?...

 

[minute bull]

Holy shit. That's a painting. It's so weird how if you go top to bottom it looks less and less photorealistic.