Law Capitol Rioter Megathread

[So Fresh]

he got caught carrying a semi automatic pistol.

Yeah I’m shocked since all the chuds here kept hammering me about an UNARMED insurrection

 

[So Fresh]

If we are just making up shit, the tranny after resisting arrest was trying to steal the cop car and drive it into the White House after a pit stop to pick up explosives.

I love fantasy land where we pretend 99.999999% unarmed protesters had any intention to stop an election. Obviously they didn’t own weapons and this mysterious plan somehow revolved around open unlocked doors and undercover FBI escorting them
Into the field trip. lolcoup

I remember you saying it was 100% unarmed protesters. Glad to finally see you conceding.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Yeah I’m shocked since all the chuds here kept hammering be about an UNARMED insurrection

well, the next time the maga muppets start talking about an unarmed insurrection, now we can just bring up the name Guy Reffitt.

i sure hope this maga muppet enjoys his stay in the klink. now this LARPer gets to spend the next 87 months roleplaying as big bubba's prison wife. this chud will have alot of time to think about his actions, and bunker boy won't be coming to his rescue while he's getting those cheeks clapped.

 

[Strychnine]

If we are just making up shit, the tranny after resisting arrest was trying to steal the cop car and drive it into the White House after a pit stop to pick up explosives.

I love fantasy land where we pretend 99.999999% unarmed protesters had any intention to stop an election. Obviously they didn’t own weapons and this mysterious plan somehow revolved around open unlocked doors and undercover FBI escorting them
Into the field trip. lolcoup

That judge handed down the sentence in that case and the judge is handing down the sentences in these.



"It is what it is."

 

[Andy Capp]

What’s funny about that is people were talking about 2000 Mules like it was gospel, while dismissing the January 6th hearings because of its production like it was a Michael Bay movie.

Got to admit, I don't even have the first fraction of a fucking clue what the 2000 mules thing is about at all.

 

[BIKES!]

Got to admit, I don't even have the first fraction of a fucking clue what the 2000 mules thing is about at all.

It requires an attention span to listen to something for more than 3 minutes and interpret words formed into sentences…

 

[Strychnine]

Got to admit, I don't even have the first fraction of a fucking clue what the 2000 mules thing is about at all.

Don't waste your time on drek.

 

[BIKES!]

That judge handed down the sentence in that case and the judge is handing down the sentences in these.



"It is what it is."

That wasn’t your point. You keep creating a story of what could of, or what the person’s intentions were. You aren’t focusing on the actual crime committed. That is the whole charade of this biased puppet show used as political fodder. Your inconsistency is profound.

 

[shockaholic12]

That wasn’t your point. You keep creating a story of what could of, or what the person’s intentions were. You aren’t focusing on the actual crime committed. That is the whole charade of this biased puppet show used as political fodder. Your inconsistency is profound.

that actual crime would be sedition. So yea this dude got off not too bad all things considered.

 

[Strychnine]

That wasn’t your point. You keep creating a story of what could of, or what the person’s intentions were. You aren’t focusing on the actual crime committed. That is the whole charade of this biased puppet show used as political fodder. Your inconsistency is profound.

If that's what you choose to believe, then please continue to do so.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

It requires an attention span to listen to something for more than 3 minutes and interpret words formed into sentences…

if thats the requirement, then i'm not sure why, of all people, the maga muppets are the target audience for that fan-fiction movie.

perhaps they're the only people left in america who are dumb enough to actually spend their money just to be lied to over and over by a bunch of grifters, con men, and criminals who just want their money.

 

[AWilder]

when my own lawyers start calling me a short bus retarded person on the fucking spectrum just to try to defend me, then i know i done fucked up and i aint getting out of this mess. either that or i need some better lawyers

I don't think that's the same lawyer, the short bus lawyer was the one for the shaman Iirc. There was another lawyer asking for donations and promising to defend everyone from jan 6th but he kept disappearing.

 

[AWilder]

if thats the requirement, then i'm not sure why, of all people, the maga muppets are the target audience for that fan-fiction movie.

perhaps they're the only people left in america who are dumb enough to actually spend their money just to be lied to over and over by a bunch of grifters, con men, and criminals who just want their money.

Imagine spending 20 bucks to get lied to by a felon.

 

[nixkid]

well, the next time the maga muppets start talking about an unarmed insurrection, now we can just bring up the name Guy Reffitt.

i sure hope this maga muppet enjoys his stay in the klink. now this LARPer gets to spend the next 87 months roleplaying as big bubba's prison wife. this chud will have alot of time to think about his actions, and bunker boy won't be coming to his rescue while he's getting those cheeks clapped.

Thats the guy whose son said that he brought a gun because he'd "rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6". Guess he got his wish.

 

[Old Man]

It requires an attention span to listen to something for more than 3 minutes and interpret words formed into sentences…

Or the ability to overlook logical fallacies and listen to a right wing demagogue, conspiracy theorist, adulterer, and convicted felon drone on for 90 minutes about his latest political fantasy.

 

[Old Man]

Imagine spending 20 bucks to get lied to by a felon.

The film only grossed $1.5 million at the box office. So although it was clearly this douche-bag's latest grift, it was a failure. Although maybe he's getting the rube's money from online sales?

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Hey what did you think of that vid of Biden bribing ukraine?

This just shows how disingenuous you are. How can you compare a public statement, while he was VP and didn't have the power to make those decisions, saying a corrupt prosecutor had to be replaced in order to get aid, to Trump as the actual President deciding that he would withhold aid to Ukraine unless they did him a favor and publicly state they were opening an investigation into Hunter Biden's dealings? Are you willfully ignorant? Do you just toe the party narrative without using any reason?

 

[AWilder]

The film only grossed $1.5 million at the box office. So although it was clearly this douche-bag's latest grift, it was a failure. Although maybe he's getting the rube's money from online sales?

he was peddling it online streams for $20. i hope it was entertaining for any sucker that bought it.

 

[UFCUCF]

Remember when Noone showed up to Hillary's rallies while at the same time Trumps events were filled to the brim with people? Trump went on to win 2016.

Crowd size matters

Trump lost the popular vote in 2016. Your position is that crowd size predicts the electoral vote, but not the popular vote? How?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I don't think that's the same lawyer, the short bus lawyer was the one for the shaman Iirc. There was another lawyer asking for donations and promising to defend everyone from jan 6th but he kept disappearing.

i know, but theyre all pretty much the same. they cant really dispute any of the evidence against their clients so they may as well just call them a bunch of retards or blame everybody and everything else to try to excuse their clients actions. its not holding any water so far.