Law Capitol Rioter Megathread

[idrankyourbeer]

A ex-cop found guilty of multiple counts related to the Capitol riot said he was 'drinking too much' and reading articles fed to him by the Facebook algorithm

"A former police officer who was convicted on multiple counts related to participating in the Capitol riot said he was under stress, drinking too much, and in a "rabbit hole" of conspiracy theories leading up to the insurrection.

Thomas Robertson, 49, was a police officer in Rocky Mount, Virginia, but was fired shortly after his arrest in January 2021. In April, he was found guilty by a jury on six counts, including obstructing an official proceeding and entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds while carrying a dangerous weapon.

Robertson said the stress he was experiencing caused him to drink more than he ever had before, adding that "shameful" social media posts he made leading up to January 6 were "a product of stress, alcohol abuse, and submersion in deep 'rabbit holes' of election conspiracy theory."

A ex-cop found guilty of multiple counts related to the Capitol riot said he was 'drinking too much' and reading articles fed to him by the Facebook algorithm (msn.com)

Ohhhh, I get it now! It's Facebook's fault!

Spoiler

i hate it when i'm drunk as fuck just browsing through my facebook algorythm and the next thing you know i wind up in washington DC all decked out in my super duper ultra maga LARPing gear and i find myself carrying weapons while storming through the capitol on a mission to peacefully hang my vice president and blow the speaker of the houses brains out.

god damn you facebook algorythm! bunch of radical left agents working for the deep state!


for the record, this is him right here

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases?combine=robertson

Found guilty 4/11/22 of a total of six charges, including five felonies: obstruction of an official proceeding, civil disorder, entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds while carrying a dangerous weapon, disorderly and disruptive conduct in a restricted building while carrying a dangerous weapon, and tampering with a document or proceedings. Also found guilty of the misdemeanor offense of disorderly conduct in a Capitol building.


enjoy your quality stay in prison ya stupid chud. don't touch that honeybun on your pillow!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Shoulda gone down the rabbit hole of personal responsibility, IMO

should have just tried to blame it all on ray epps and that other shit disturber that the maga muppets and conspiracy chuds seem to believe is some part of antifa.

i mean thats the kind of desperation which maga chuds have to resort to just to try to downplay and deflect away from their own sides actions at the capitol that day, and its ever so transparent, funny, and sad all at the same time, but one of these domestic terrorists should actually go and stand there in front of a judge on sentencing day and start spouting off their wackadoodle election fraud fantasies and fairy tales and then try to blame their own actions on ray epps or antifa, just to see if the judge has a sense of humor before he sends them off to prison. no judge is ever going to buy any of their bullshit, but its funny watching them try.

but in your own defense, when your own attorney resorts to calling you guys a bunch of short bus fucking retards on the god damn spectrum just to try to garner up some sympathy for your bitch ass, you know you're bloody well fucked come sentencing day. there's really not much more that can be done to help your stupid ass get out of trouble. you may as well just start blaming facebook, the deep state, and the radical left for your own actions, because at this point you're fresh meat bro. what else do you have to lose other than your ability to travel abroad, gain meaningful employment, and probably even your buttholes virginity in prison too if youre not actually the super tough untouchable badass that you pretended to be when you stormed the capitol with the rest of those maga muppets? not so badass now when you're folding bubba's laundry and getting them cheeks clapped now are ya?

 

[PainIsLIfe]

Trump and his crew pre planned it including PBs and OKs. People attacking police and breaking into the Capitol were trying to disrupt the certification and threatening our lawmakers. 1-6 months for the people just breaking in might be fine but not for people that were violent.

I can see more time for Those that were violent, but I'm looking at a summer full of people getting 2-3 months for attacking officers; if the charges weren't dropped entirely.

If the PB and OK planned this (especially with Trump) then where is the proof. We've had members of both groups testify before congress and none of said anything close to that.

 

[danny23]

A ex-cop found guilty of multiple counts related to the Capitol riot said he was 'drinking too much' and reading articles fed to him by the Facebook algorithm

"A former police officer who was convicted on multiple counts related to participating in the Capitol riot said he was under stress, drinking too much, and in a "rabbit hole" of conspiracy theories leading up to the insurrection.

Thomas Robertson, 49, was a police officer in Rocky Mount, Virginia, but was fired shortly after his arrest in January 2021. In April, he was found guilty by a jury on six counts, including obstructing an official proceeding and entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds while carrying a dangerous weapon.

Robertson said the stress he was experiencing caused him to drink more than he ever had before, adding that "shameful" social media posts he made leading up to January 6 were "a product of stress, alcohol abuse, and submersion in deep 'rabbit holes' of election conspiracy theory."

A ex-cop found guilty of multiple counts related to the Capitol riot said he was 'drinking too much' and reading articles fed to him by the Facebook algorithm (msn.com)

Ohhhh, I get it now! It's Facebook's fault!

Spoiler

Shocking. State appointed juries found him and many more “guilty”.
These kangaroo courts are mirroring third world territory.

 

[Strychnine]

Shocking. State appointed juries found him and many more “guilty”.
These kangaroo courts are mirroring third world territory.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Shocking. State appointed juries found him and many more “guilty”.
These kangaroo courts are mirroring third world territory.

in many other countries, these treasonist domestic terrorists would have all been shot on site, and then their relatives would all be rounded up and shipped off to camps as well, likely never to see their freedom again. these chuds wouldnt even have the luxury of going on trial after getting caught for their treasonous and disgusting acts of violence against their own country.

but the court system has been rather lenient to the chuds. for their participation in the january 6th insurrection, all of these domestic terrorists deserve a minimum of 3 life sentences to be served consecutively, and even with that they would still be lucky. back in the day they used to string these people up on the gallows for high treason.

for only earning themselves a criminal record which will haunt them for the rest of their lives, and only a receiving little bit of gay for the stay time in jail and prison, these maga muppets have got it pretty good. if they fucked around like this in many other countries, they would have found out in a totally different way.

 

[Strychnine]

Names Of Election Worker Witnesses Found On Oath Keeper Suspect's 'Death List': Court Filing

Wandrea “Shaye” Moss (left), a former Georgia election worker, is comforted by her mother, Ruby Freeman, as Moss testifies during a hearing of the House Jan. 6 committee in the Cannon House Office Building on June 21. (Photo: Chip Somodevilla via Getty Images

"The names of mother and daughter Georgia poll workers who memorably testified before the House Jan. 6 committee were found on a “death list” kept by an alleged leader of the militant Oath Keepers group, according to court filings.

Moss, Freeman’s daughter, testified that she no longer felt safe leaving home.

The women’s names were written on a pad of paper labeled “death list” found by police in the home of suspected Oath Keeper Thomas Caldwell, according to courtdocuments.

Caldwell, a Navy veteran who once worked as a section chief for the FBI, is one of nine alleged Oath Keepers who have been charged with seditious conspiracy following the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol.

Caldwell is also charged with obstructing an official proceeding, destruction of government property, and unlawful entry on restricted buildings or grounds, according to the complaints against him. He was known in the group as “Commander Tom,” authorities said.

Caldwell’s lawyer claimed in his filing Friday that the list is nothing more than a harmless “doodle pad.”

“This document is not a ‘list,’ but, rather, a doodle pad. The words ‘death list’ are written in all caps, whereas the balance of writing on the doodle pad is written in upper and lower-case letters,” argued the defense motion to exclude the notepad evidence in the case against Caldwell."

Names Of Election Worker Witnesses Found On Oath Keeper Suspect's 'Death List': Court Filing (msn.com)

You do your job supporting democracy and a free, fair election and wind up on some Lemmings' "Death List." Yeah, he's going to be 100% harmless if he's let back into society.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

He's basically agreeing to probation and a fine, but this guy was so dangerous that they charged with a crime that carries 20 yrs? GTFO

he hasnt been sentenced yet. and he will no doubt be doing some hard time. he's up against a bunch of serious charges for the matter. right now he's just snitching so when it comes time for his sentencing he will get less time, and have a better chance of getting put into protective custody when he hits the pen. a maga muppet of his stature is fresh meat for the taking. no doubt he's singing like a bird.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/defendants/james-joshua

heres the updated indictment including all of the crimes that that him, and several other members of his group are being charged with. it fills up an entire god damn page. even after he's done his snitching and sang on everybody and manages to help the feds get the rest of these people convicted on all of their charges, i'd say its 96% unlikely that he's able to escape any prison time himself. but you never know. maybe if you find the right judge who's got a MAGA bumper sticker on the back of his truck.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1470996/download

 

[Libero cane v2]

Shocking. State appointed juries found him and many more “guilty”.
These kangaroo courts are mirroring third world territory.

State appointed juries as opposed to what, juries appointed by the Board of Directors of Subway or Blackwater? Idiot.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Shocking. State appointed juries found him and many more “guilty”.
These kangaroo courts are mirroring third world territory.

its hard to convince a judge or jury that you are anything other than guilty when there is surveillance video of you, as well as your own selfies you took of yourself inside of the building while you were committing the crimes.

these retards are on the fucking spectrum. they could have at least put on their facemasks and turned their phones off before they stormed the capitol. other than actually accepting responsibility for their actions, hoping for plea deals, and begging for sympathy, the only thing these chuds can do at this point is try to blame everybody and everything else for their own actions, just like they've been doing for their entire lives. unfortunately those kinds of habits of theirs do not carry water inside of a courtroom when they have all of the evidence that they need to prove your guilt, and yet you still choose to waste the courts time by trying to convince them that you're innocent.

these chuds can't even try to argue that it wasn't them inside the capitol. cellphone pings will prove otherwise, any text and media's you 'delete' off of your phone can easilly be recovered and you can bet that most of these retards dont even know how to turn off geotagging on their phones, mobile providers keep logs of your text communications, and most of these maga muppets who got arrested were only identified and arrested after they weren't able to keep their mouths shut on social media. they bragged about it on social media as if it was the coolest thing they have ever done and even posted their own pictures and videos which they had taken that day inside of the capital, and then they end up getting snitched out by their so-called friends on facebook and twitter, and the next thing you know the FBI comes to their door.

diaper don sure attracted the finest group of retards to go and do his bidding for him. play stupid games, play stupid prizes.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

State appointed juries as opposed to what, juries appointed by the Board of Directors of Subway or Blackwater? Idiot.

usually whenever i want to resolve legal disputes i tend to handle my business on twitter in front of the best buy geek squad.

 

[Be the ball]

its hard to convince a judge or jury that you are anything other than guilty when there is surveillance video of you, as well as your own selfies you took of yourself inside of the building while you were committing the crimes.

these retards are on the fucking spectrum. they could have at least put on their facemasks and turned their phones off before they stormed the capitol. other than actually accepting responsibility for their actions, hoping for plea deals, and begging for sympathy, the only thing these chuds can do at this point is try to blame everybody and everything else for their own actions, just like they've been doing for their entire lives. unfortunately those kinds of habits of theirs do not carry water inside of a courtroom when they have all of the evidence that they need to prove your guilt, and yet you still choose to waste the courts time by trying to convince them that you're innocent.

these chuds can't even try to argue that it wasn't them inside the capitol. cellphone pings will prove otherwise, any text and media's you 'delete' off of your phone can easilly be recovered and you can bet that most of these retards dont even know how to turn off geotagging on their phones, mobile providers keep logs of your text communications, and most of these maga muppets who got arrested were only identified and arrested after they weren't able to keep their mouths shut on social media. they bragged about it on social media as if it was the coolest thing they have ever done and even posted their own pictures and videos which they had taken that day inside of the capital, and then they end up getting snitched out by their so-called friends on facebook and twitter, and the next thing you know the FBI comes to their door.

diaper don sure attracted the finest group of retards to go and do his bidding for him. play stupid games, play stupid prizes.

Had these poor people known the government would dish out harsh and unfair punishment I'm sure they would have reconsidered.

You're a real mess by the way.

 

[PHATV]

You're a real mess by the way.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Had these poor people known the government would dish out harsh and unfair punishment I'm sure they would have reconsidered.

You're a real mess by the way.

says the chud who's been going to bat for all of these maga muppets who stormed the capitol. i'll be willing to bet that you even wear a dumb little red hat and believe that the election was stolen too!

it would be more accurate to suggest that perhaps these fine spectrum of short bus retards wouldnt have decided to break the law if they had known that their little insurrection of theirs wouldnt have been successful and that diaper don would'nt have gotten them off the hook for their crimes and then thrown them all under the bus. he wasn't right there behind them like he said he would be, and instead he decided to pardon the guy who stole millions of dollars from them that was supposed to help build their precious little wall.

nothing owns the libs quite like getting your stupid ass thrown in jail trumped up on federal charges and earning yourself a criminal record that will haunt you for the rest of your miserable life.

and harsh and unfair punishment? oh please. if these domestic terrorists would have tried to pull this stunt in plenty of other countries in the world, they would have been shot dead before they even made it into the building. and any lone stragglers remaining would have been hung for acts of terrorism and high treason, if not get sent to prison camps for the rest of their lives. they should be glad that the only thing they are receiving out of this is a criminal record that will prevent them from travelling abroad or gaining meaningful employment, and earning themselves a bit of gay for the stay time in the joint. they got it pretty good compared to what would happen to them if they had done this shit somewhere else in a not-so-free country ruled by a regime who will wash their hands of anybody who is any of a perceived threat to them, or their power and control of the country.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Had these poor people known the government would dish out harsh and unfair punishment I'm sure they would have reconsidered.

You're a real mess by the way.

They were following Dear Leader's orders. You seem to be the mess that can't keep from being banned.

 

[Be the ball]

says the chud who's been going to bat for all of these maga muppets who stormed the capitol. i'll be willing to bet that you even wear a dumb little red hat and believe that the election was stolen too!

it would be more accurate to suggest that perhaps these fine spectrum of short bus retards wouldnt have decided to break the law if they had known that their little insurrection of theirs wouldnt have been successful and that diaper don would'nt have gotten them off the hook for their crimes and then thrown them all under the bus. he wasn't right there behind them like he said he would be, and instead he decided to pardon the guy who stole millions of dollars from them that was supposed to help build their precious little wall.

nothing owns the libs quite like getting your stupid ass thrown in jail trumped up on federal charges and earning yourself a criminal record that will haunt you for the rest of your miserable life.

and harsh and unfair punishment? oh please. if these domestic terrorists would have tried to pull this stunt in plenty of other countries in the world, they would have been shot dead before they even made it into the building. and any lone stragglers remaining would have been hung for acts of terrorism and high treason, if not get sent to prison camps for the rest of their lives. they should be glad that the only thing they are receiving out of this is a criminal record that will prevent them from travelling abroad or gaining meaningful employment, and earning themselves a bit of gay for the stay time in the joint. they got it pretty good compared to what would happen to them if they had done this shit somewhere else in a not-so-free country ruled by a regime who will wash their hands of anybody who is any of a perceived threat to them, or their power and control of the country.

It was no insurrection. They are just making examples out of people who stand up. They know they already have people like you completely dumbed down and obedient so they get you to believe that you're on their team so that you can do their cheerleading for them.

Do you even realize how simple you are?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

It was no insurrection. They are just making examples out of people who stand up. They know they already have people like you completely dumbed down and obedient so they get you to believe that you're on their team so that you can do their cheerleading for them.

Do you even realize how simple you are?

nope. i cant seem to realise it. but maybe you can help me realise! like the random election fraud flat-earther that just recently started posting in the war room to defend his fellow maga muppets who got their stupid asses arrested after storming the capitol, why don't you just go ahead tell us about that one time when donald trump found evidence of election fraud and then proved it in court. whats the docket number for that case again? i cant seem to remember because i'm a chuddy chud chud. go ahead and fill us in sherbro! come on skeeter, don't just give me words. give me the docket number. heres your chance to own me right here! MAAAAAAAAAGA!!!!

 

[Be the ball]

nope. i cant seem to realise it. but maybe you can help me realise! like the random election fraud flat-earther that just recently started posting in the war room to defend his fellow maga muppets who got their stupid asses arrested after storming the capitol, why don't you just go ahead tell us about that one time when donald trump found evidence of election fraud and then proved it in court. whats the docket number for that case again? i cant seem to remember because i'm a chuddy chud chud. go ahead and fill us in sherbro! come on skeeter, don't just give me words. give me the docket number. heres your chance to own me right here! MAAAAAAAAAGA!!!!

Yeah....nothing happened. Biden couldn't even fill a high school gymnasium for his rallies but he definitely received the most votes out of any president in history. Meanwhile Trump filled stadiums with crowds roaring in approval. But Trump supposedly lost. Yeah right.

Biden is on camera bribing Ukraine for billions of dollars and nothing happens. Open corruption for all to witness yet no investigation...no charges.

Are you starting to understand that we live in an upside down world yet? You are being manipulated and you seem proud or yourself for it. Get off those whacky meds.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Yeah....nothing happened. Biden couldn't even fill a high school gymnasium for his rallies but he definitely received the most votes out of any president in history. Meanwhile Trump filled stadiums with crowds roaring in approval. But Trump supposedly lost. Yeah right.

Biden is on camera bribing Ukraine for billions of dollars and nothing happens. Open corruption for all to witness yet no investigation...no charges.

Are you starting to understand that we live in an upside down world yet? You are being manipulated and you seem proud or yourself for it. Get off those whacky meds.

just what kind of chuddery is this? that doesnt look like a docket number to me. that looks like words. i can't punch that in and look that up in the court system and determine that the election was stolen and i was being manipulated.

like i just told you, don't give me words. that just lets everybody know just how much of a chud you are. give me the docket number for that case where donald trump found evidence of election fraud and then proved it in court.

whats the docket number, muppet? i want to punch those numbers in and see for myself that the election was indeed stolen and i was being manipulated. there was 66 election litigation lawsuits filed. its now been 636 days since the election. after all of this time and money was spent in hopes of finding that fraud and stopping that steal surely by now you have found something.

your words mean shit. give us a docket number. own those libs skeeter! MAAAAAAGA!!!

 

[Be the ball]

just what kind of chuddery is this? that doesnt look like a docket number to me. that looks like words. i can't punch that in and look that up in the court system and determine that the election was stolen and i was being manipulated.

like i just told you, don't give me words. that just lets everybody know just how much of a chud you are. give me the docket number for that case where donald trump found evidence of election fraud and then proved it in court.

whats the docket number, muppet? i want to punch those numbers in and see for myself that the election was indeed stolen and i was being manipulated. there was 66 election litigation lawsuits filed. its now been 636 days since the election. after all of this time and money was spent in hopes of finding that fraud and stopping that steal surely by now you have found something.

your words mean shit. give us a docket number. own those libs skeeter! MAAAAAAGA!!!