Law Capitol Rioter Megathread

[idrankyourbeer]

Speaker Mike Johnson to release ALL videos from January 6 starting TODAY - and will blur out the faces of some of rioters​

Johnson vows to release ALL videos from January 6 starting TODAY

Speaker Mike Johnson announced Friday he would be making all of the January 6th footage available to the public immediately.

www.dailymail.co.uk

GUYS, LOOK AT THIS DEADLY INSURRECTION! WE ALMOST LOST DEMOCRACY!

thats nice. the DOJ also has all of the video footage and they have been using it to convict your fellow maga trash. now these short bus retards are getting thrown behind bars and earning themselves a criminal record just to own the libs.

how about that? real world evidence is being used to hold real world people accountable for their real world crimes and send them to a real world prison and give them a criminal record that will haunt them for the rest of their real world lives. none of that whackadoodle bigfoot and election fraud fairy fanfiction and fairy-tale fake news propaganda and bullshit that you muppets like to fantasize about when you're not busy beating your little dicks off to pictures of hunter biden's cock.

but for the meantime i'll be sure to keep you posted as the convictions keep on coming in! the party of law & order and personal accountability. back the blue. blue lives matter.

 

[Super_Nintendo]

thats nice. the DOJ also has all of the video footage and they have been using it to convict your fellow maga trash. now these short bus retards are getting thrown behind bars and earning themselves a criminal record just to own the libs.

how about that? real world evidence is being used to hold real world people accountable for their real world crimes and send them to a real world prison and give them a criminal record that will haunt them for the rest of their real world lives. none of that whackadoodle bigfoot and election fraud fairy fanfiction and fairy-tale nonsense that you muppets like to fantasize about when you're not busy beating your little dicks off to pictures of hunter biden's cock.

i'll be sure to keep you posted as the convictions keep on coming in! the party of law & order and personal accountability. back the blue. blue lives matter.

AVERT YOUR EYES!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

AVERT YOUR EYES!

the capitol building was closed to the public that day. was this footage taken inside of the capitol during the insurrection? well looks like we've got some more evidence of crime being committed. better arrest and charge those people if they havent already.

do we have any names to go with those faces, or is this just some of the oddball footage they are showing that we havent already seen, that involves police officers being assaulted by rioters in maga hats and gravy seals uniforms?

anything to downplay the crimes right? let's just roll the clips where violence isnt occuring and it will definately stamp out all the violence that occured and it will all just go away teehee! don't you just love chud logic? anyways, back in the real world, we're now sitting at over 1200 arrests now, over 600 guilty pleas, and a near-picture perfect conviction record.

i'll be sure to keep you updated as they come in. i can even tag you in them if you want? i mean all the videos that tuck tuck, benny boy, jack psobiac, alex jones, and super duper ultra maga johnny and uhhh.....FreedomvilleUSA herp out there on twitter isn't going to exonerate a single one of these muppets for their crimes, in fact even if it could its too late for that as most of the people taken plea deals and waived their rights to an appeal, but it makes for some comic relief to watch you muppets do the dance and try to downplay your own crimes. nobody else is ever going to buy your shit sandwiches, and they can already see you for the disingenuous jokers that you are.

 

[S Class]

 

[DiddlyDoodly]

AVERT YOUR EYES!

After all of the violence that I've seen against police all over the US in the last week by the Left, I certainly wasn't expecting that, considering January 6th was the worst day in US history.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

when youre outnumbered like a hundred to one, i wonder what would happen if those 2 or 3 cops would have tried to arrest a few of those people in front of an unruly crowd who had already broken through every police barricade outside and assaulted many of their peers? might not have been the smartest idea to rile them up even more dontcha think? it's either that, or start opening fire. those officers were very brave, and they kept their composure. they only had to put down one domestic terrorist that day.

but hey, out of 44 thousand hours of footage, thats the best they could find to run their propaganda spin and downplay their crimes? not bad i guess. tell it to the 340+ people who have already been convicted for assaulting police. diaper don and tuck tuck aren't gonna put any money on their books, and none of them are going to get exonerated for their terrible crimes they were convicted of, in fact even if they could, they can't because most of them took a plea deal and waived their right to appeal, but hey, maybe you can give them some well wishes! maybe send them some trump lube, or some soap on a rope with a MAGA logo on it or something?

 

[jefferz]

when youre outnumbered like a hundred to one, i wonder what would happen if those 2 or 3 cops would have tried to arrest a few of those people in front of an unruly crowd who had already broken through every police barricade outside and assaulted many of their peers? might not have been the smartest idea to rile them up even more dontcha think? it's either that, or start opening fire. those officers were very brave, and they kept their composure. they only had to put down one domestic terrorist that day.

but hey, out of 44 thousand hours of footage, thats the best they could find to run their propaganda spin and downplay their crimes? not bad i guess. tell it to the 340+ people who have already been convicted for assaulting police. diaper don and tuck tuck aren't gonna put any money on their books, and none of them are going to get exonerated for their terrible crimes they were convicted of, in fact even if they could, they can't because most of them took a plea deal and waived their right to appeal, but hey, maybe you can give them some well wishes! maybe send them some trump lube, or some soap on a rope with a MAGA logo on it or something?

If badass Markwayne Mullin had been there, he could have prevented all this.

Spoiler

 

[idrankyourbeer]

after they're done consuming and parroting their 10 second soundbytes fed to them by the same old propagandists with clips taken long after the riot was pretty much over and the capitol police and national guard had things under control just to try to suggest that the capitol riot was never violent at all, i guess the next order of business for the maga trash is to put on their clown shoes and act like all these rioters just walked in through the front door with the cops welcoming them in open arms. absolutely hilarious. they should try to pitch that narrative to a judge in the capitol rioters trials instead of to a bunch of stupid rubes on twitter. maybe one of these years the courts will buy it!



hey come to think of it, tucker carlson herped out a 2 minute montage early back in the year in some kind of "smoking gun" wet fart montage he put out after getting access to the tapes. it was supposed to expose some kind of super secret deep state pizzagate government psyop or whatever, but instead everybody just took it as the shit sandwich and nothingburger with extra nothing that they already knew it was while the capitol rioters continued to get hauled off to jail.

of the 44 thousand hours of video footage, 2 minutes of the qanon shaman, a dude who had already been convicted and pled guilty to his crimes, was all the best footage that little tuck tuck could muster up. he cherry picked his own footage and ran his own play-by-play narrative over it claiming that nobody really knew how the qanon shaman got inside of the capitol, or inside of senate chamber either.....and then he veers off and shows more meaningless footage of him in the capitol, spliced together with many minutes cut out, and in one point they even shown the later footage first before they continued narrating along with the next clip to make it look like he was being escorted by police to the congress floor but the footage they shown was when the capitol police were escorting him out of the capitol building after he already had his fun in the chamber. that was some amateur hour shit right there, but the chuds gobbled it all up as always!

well i guess that answers tucker's mystery as to how the qanon shaman dude got into the capitol anyways. he was one of the first people in after they smashed through the windows, climbed in through the windows, and kicked open the door. such a shame, because this footage has been around since early february 2021, and either nobody has told him, or he doesnt want his viewers to find out because it goes against the narrative he is trying to invent to downplay their own crimes at the capitol that day.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

If badass Markwayne Mullin had been there, he could have prevented all this.

Spoiler

well i wouldnt put my money on josh hawley. that dude's still running away from the crowd after he roused them on! legend has it that to this very day, he is still running!

i want to see some more footage of josh hawley doing the josh hawley through the capitol. i bet these chucklefucks will either bury all that footage or forget to release that too. i wanna see just how far a republican can manage to travel before they get back on their phone and start crying about hunter biden and drag queens.

maybe they should even get some sports data analysts to run on-screen data and metrics to how just how fast josh hawley was running, the terminal velocity of his strides, how many calories he's burning and his active heartbeat and shit.

but shit, those congressmen must have been terrified. the only thing a politician fears more than having to tell the truth is having a normal citizen within their proximity! omg it's a private citizen, grab bigger guns!

imagine feeding so much bullshit to your base that now youve got them all pissed off and they've dawned their gravy seals outfits, assaulted over 140 police officers who were protecting your building, and they have now broken into your workplace to lynch your vice president and anybody who stands between them.

 

[Super_Nintendo]

insurrecting then walking out like they just had a fancy dinner...

look away @idrankyourbeer , this is shocking to the soul!

 

[Super_Nintendo]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

it's a good thing the maga trash are such fragile pussies. the moment that the first domestic terrorist got put down by that brave and patriotic capitol police officer who went above and beyond the call of duty and defended the very members of congress he had sworn an oath to protect, the rest of these filthy magats fainted at the sight of blood and they decided to take their ball and go home. who knows what would have happened if they would have let the first treasonist crawl her way through the window of the barricaded door and then all of the rest of the treasonous domestic terrorists all breached their way into the house chamber on her lead? she definately wasn't going in there alone, and this vile grumble of magats and vermin definately weren't going in there to shake mike pence's hand and give nancy pelosi a hug!

talk about an epic fail though. first they get to see the election get certified for its rightful winner, which these self-proclaimed "patriots" fought so hard to stop a peaceful transiton of power after their orange idol lost bigly in the election, and then they got hauled off to jail. on top of that they get disowned by their own peers and called a bunch of antifa members or fbi agents, and diaper don and tucker wont even throw them a few dollars after their election fraud lies they repeatedly fed to them for donation money and tv ratings ultimately landed them in jail.

 

[Super_Nintendo]

it's a good thing the maga trash are such fragile pussies. the moment that the first domestic terrorist got put down by that brave and patriotic capitol police officer who went above and beyond the call of duty and defended the very members of congress he had sworn an oath to protect, the rest of these filthy magats fainted at the sight of blood and they decided to take their ball and go home. who knows what would have happened if they would have let the first treasonist crawl her way through the window of the barricaded door and then all of the rest of the treasonous domestic terrorists all breached their way into the house chamber on her lead? she definately wasn't going in there alone, and this vile grumble of magats and vermin definately weren't going in there to shake mike pence's hand and give nancy pelosi a hug!

talk about an epic fail though. first they get to see the election get certified for its rightful winner, which these self-proclaimed "patriots" fought so hard to stop a peaceful transiton of power after their orange idol lost bigly in the election, and then they got hauled off to jail. on top of that they get disowned by their own peers and called a bunch of antifa members or fbi agents, and diaper don and tucker wont even throw them a few dollars after their election fraud lies they repeatedly fed to them for donation money and tv ratings ultimately landed them in jail.

worse than 9/11 and pearl harbor combined!

"can we insurrect here please? no, ok, sorry to bug you we're leaving"

 

[idrankyourbeer]

insurrecting then walking out like they just had a fancy dinner...

look away @idrankyourbeer , this is shocking to the soul!

they were allowed to leave because they have no idea how good they have it. if they tried to pull this shit in say russia, north korea, china, or aww hell, most other countries in this world that fear any threat to their regime, these treasonists wouldnt have made it up the front steps before getting mowed down. their corpses would have been wheelbarrowed out and they would have been burned in a ravine. and then afterwards their family members would be rounded up and sent away. thats what they do to terrorists, and those who associate with them.

maga trash have no idea just how good theyve got it, despite living in a free country yet wanting to throw away democracy in favor of an authoritarian dictator that they admire so dearly, even though he rapes women, defrauds everything he ever comes across, is incapable of speaking a word of truth and doesn't give two shits about any of you. in alot of countries if you decide to even hold up a sign and protest the government, they'll haul your ass off to jail.

but you keep gulping up those cute little 10 second soundbytes, most of which is going to be taken from inside of the building, and long after the chaos had already ensued, the cops regained control, and people were just clearing out, because its all nothingburgers, and it fills your fake little agenda and narrative that everybody else can see right through.

all of the real meat and gravy is the footage of the actual violence and crimes which are being used to convict your fellow insurrectionists. it's not going to fit your narrative, so you and the rest of the propagandists who feed you your shit sandwiches will just continue to ignore it , just as you have for every other page of this thread (well until today, and until the 2nd week of march when tucker gave you a cool little soundbyte and told you what to think!)......and then you're going to disappear from this thread for a few more months as hundreds more people receive their sentences just to own the libs, and jump back on when you've got a cool new meme or nonsensical talking point to herp out. sounds about right hey?

a bunch of clips where theres no violence doesn't mean shit, nor does it cancel out the footage of people breaking the law or people being assaulted. where do we go next with that kind of logic? are you and alex jones gonna post some videos of students studying at sandy hook just to claim some kind of false flag psy-op or some shit? i know, maybe if they show some footage of a dude eating a bowl of soup at Auschwitz, we can even pretend like the holocaust never happened.

now you run along little magat and you go take your chuddy little false narratives, memes, and soundbytes, and you go tell it to the judges involved in the trials of all of the 340+ capitol rioters who were found guilty or pled guilty and have been convicted for assaulting a police officer mmmkay? maybe one day you can find somebody who doesnt wear a dorky red hat that will buy one of your shit sandwiches. it just won't be today.

for the meantime, enjoy watching history being made as more and more of your fellow maga trash keep on getting hauled off to prison just to own the libs. i'll be sure to keep you posted and everything. law and order baby! blue lives matter!

 

[Super_Nintendo]

they were allowed to leave because they have no idea how good they have it. if they tried to pull this shit in say russia, north korea, china, or aww hell, most other countries in this world that fear any threat to their regime, these treasonists wouldnt have made it up the front steps before getting mowed down. their corpses would have been wheelbarrowed out and they would have been burned in a ravine. and then afterwards their family members would be rounded up and sent away. thats what they do to terrorists, and those who associate with them.

maga trash have no idea just how good theyve got it, despite living in a free country yet wanting to throw away democracy in favor of an authoritarian dictator that they admire so dearly, even though he rapes women, defrauds everything he ever comes across, is incapable of speaking a word of truth and doesn't give two shits about any of you. in alot of countries if you decide to even hold up a sign and protest the government, they'll haul your ass off to jail.

but you keep gulping up those cute little 10 second soundbytes, most of which is going to be taken from inside of the building, and long after the chaos had already ensued, the cops regained control, and people were just clearing out, because its all nothingburgers, and it fills your fake little agenda and narrative that everybody else can see right through.

all of the real meat and gravy is the footage of the actual violence and crimes which are being used to convict your fellow insurrectionists. it's not going to fit your narrative, so you and the rest of the propagandists who feed you your shit sandwiches will just continue to ignore it , just as you have for every other page of this thread (well until today, and until the 2nd week of march when tucker gave you a cool little soundbyte and told you what to think!)......and then you're going to disappear from this thread for a few more months as hundreds more people receive their sentences just to own the libs, and jump back on when you've got a cool new meme or nonsensical talking point to herp out. sounds about right hey?

a bunch of clips where theres no violence doesn't mean shit, nor does it cancel out the footage of people breaking the law or people being assaulted. where do we go next with that kind of logic? are you and alex jones gonna post some videos of students studying at sandy hook just to claim some kind of false flag psy-op or some shit? i know, maybe if they show some footage of a dude eating a bowl of soup at Auschwitz, we can even pretend like the holocaust never happened.

now you run along little magat and you go take your chuddy little false narratives, memes, and soundbytes, and you go tell it to the judges involved in the trials of all of the 340+ capitol rioters who were found guilty or pled guilty and have been convicted for assaulting a police officer mmmkay? maybe one day you can find somebody who doesnt wear a dorky red hat that will buy one of your shit sandwiches. it just won't be today.

for the meantime, enjoy watching history being made as more and more of your fellow maga trash keep on getting hauled off to prison just to own the libs. i'll be sure to keep you posted and everything. law and order baby! blue lives matter!

there's a reason why they didn't release these. your narrative has broken and you're left repeating things that don't make any sense (not that they really did before either).

every non-violent protestor should be released including anyone who had their due process rights violated.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

there's a reason why they didn't release these. your narrative has broken and you're left repeating things that don't make any sense (not that they really did before either).

every non-violent protestor should be released including anyone who had their due process rights violated.

so i guess all of the capitol rioters should be released right, because there was no violence, and these 12 second videos from super duper ultra maga johnny patriot on twitter confirms all of it! lookie lookie at these 10 seconds of some footage way after the riots have subsided, and see look no violence captured in this camera teehee!

thats the narrative hey? that's ever so cute. too bad there ain't a judge in any court of the land who seems to be buying any of your shit sandwiches. hey didn't you magats used to call yourselves the party of law and order and personal accountability?

you do know that all of this shit you are thirsting for is meaningless right? who gives a shit about the rest of the tapes? there's nothing else on there. there's not going to be any real surprises. just more maga trash rioters getting identified and then hauled off to jail just to own the libs.

the DOJ also has access to ALL of the footage. yes, ALL of the footage. including the footage that little tuck tuck and super duper ultra maga johnny on twitter won't be rushing out to show you and give you the latest narrative and talking points. including the footage they have been using to convict your fellow maga trash for their crimes. the very footage that the maga trash rioters and their attorneys also get to take a look at during discovery and they aren't even trying to contest at all while most of them plead guilty to their crimes anyways and the rest get found guilty by a judge or jury of their peers. sucks to be them right? if they only knew what super duper johnny maga had to say on twitter, perhaps they wouldnt have copped a plea deal right?

trespassing onto government property and obstructing a government proceeding is a serious crime, and people could be, can be, will being and are being charged for that. they shouldnt have done that. it was the wrong thing to do. especially during the certification process of an election where there would be a transition of power. how very unpatriotic and treasonous, just because a bunch of maga trash got mad that the orange rapist lost the election. whoops...my bad, we'll just have to call them feds or antifa members right? especially the ones who beat up cops!

and assaulting police officers was also the wrong thing to do. especially when you carry around Back The Blue flags! and calling to hang your own vice president on the gallows you put outside might not be the most peaceful or patriotic of ideas either.

anyways i'll be sure to keep you updated as your fellow maga trash continue to take their peaceful and orderly sightseeing tours of the american justice system and get enrolled into Iron Bars University (Home Of The Slammers!) just to own the libs. law and order baby! blue lives matter! the party of personal accountability yeehaw!

 

[S Class]

insurrecting then walking out like they just had a fancy dinner...

look away @idrankyourbeer , this is shocking to the soul!

I am literally shaking right now! These new videos prove that this was worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

mike johnson is releasing the footage, but he's decided to blur the faces of some of the rioters. their explanation for it is for their safety and to prevent doxxing. but really they're just doing it to protect the insurrectionists who havent gotten identified and charged with their crimes from getting identified and then charged for their crimes after some new footage goes public and someone recognizes them inside of the capitol building and then snitches them out to the feds

i mean thats why alot of the maga trash have ultimately wound up in jail. their homeboys snitched them out. or their coworkers recognized them in photos. or they even had the name of their company or business embedded on their jackets and all kinds of shit that made themselves recognizeable. they really weren't sending their best.

there's not too many of them left to identify and bring to justice, and the statute of limitations might be running out, but i guess the party of law & order and personal accountability really doesn't want the last handful of these treasonist insurrectionists to have to face accountability for their crimes.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I am literally shaking right now! These new videos prove that this was worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined!

could have been worse if someone pulled the fire alarm trying to leave.

 

[jefferz]

Yeah, this guy was having a jolly good time

And so was this cop that got hit in the head with a fire extinguisher.

And this cop, who was beaten with an American Flaf