Buddy got caught jerking it at work

FFS talk about poor impulse control
 
i'm not going to lie, i did this once at my first ever i.t. job when i was twenty. i used to troubleshoot computers for car dealerships in my area. and one early morning, like around 1am, after i got back to our office, from staying out all night at one dealership, i jerked one out in the bathroom lol.

i was at a mercedes-benz dealership, and the frontdoor woman was a fucking stunning brunette. she was tall, with beautiful amber hair, and hazel eyes. so all i was thinking about was her when i got back, and so i did it. luckily, no one ever found out. and this was before surveillance cameras all over the place.
 
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Why the hell would...

Nevermind. I don't want to know
 
If it’s a strong union, your buddy can claim he’s a sex addict and maybe they will send him for counselling with full pay.

Had a co-worker from back in the day who relapsed and racked up 50k on a municipal visa and got a slap on the wrist because she claimed she’s a drug addict, as they knowingly hired a crack addict (which is true as we all knew). I left the government shortly thereafter.
 
tripleo said:
I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang. fucking digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right? You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. Implosions are ugly. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money.
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Working in meth lab?
 
Dinamita09 said:
My buddy called me today and told me he got caught cracking one off a work today, said he’s got a meeting next week thinks he’s gonna get canned. Anyone got any funny gifs I can send him lol
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you two sound like real close friends.
 
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