Buddy got caught jerking it at work

[Dinamita09]

My buddy called me today and told me he got caught cracking one off a work today, said he’s got a meeting next week thinks he’s gonna get canned. Anyone got any funny gifs I can send him lol

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Is your friend a politician or something

 

[Zer]

Guy blew his shot, I won't be needing any tissues

 

[Dinamita09]

Is your friend a politician or something

No he’s a miner, said he put a truck down and was out of range when he radioed for repair to cone out. Thought he’d do some self care then walk to radio reception. Turns out the other driver radioed it in and the supervisor came out to see what was going on with the truck

 

[Batjester]

Your "buddy"

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Tell him to say he has one of these robot arms, and the Russians hacked it

 

[rj144]

Sure... your "buddy". How embarrassing was it?

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I'd do hara kiri on the spot if that happened to me....

 

[Dinamita09]

Your "buddy"

Well I’m not a miner, nor do I have a supervisor or drive a truck but good call friend

 

[Provocateur]

Sounds like he will have to do more than just jerk HIMSELF off if he wants to keep his job.

 

[Kraysla]

Why a week? Seems like an issue a company would know where they stand.

 

[smooth assassin]

Did he at least finish?

 

[tripleo]

I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang. fucking digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right? You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. Implosions are ugly. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money.

 

[Zer]

Anyone got any funny gifs I can send him lol

Update from the cleanup crew

 

[Dinamita09]

Why a week? Seems like an issue a company would know where they stand.

Union gig he has his time off so won’t be until his next scheduled shift

 

[closequarters]

Meeting next week?! I think I’d clear out my desk and not come back that day.

 

[Dinamita09]

Meeting next week?! I think I’d clear out my desk and not come back that day.

He doesn’t have a desk he’s a miner, I agree though, I don’t know that I could show up back at a job site after that

 

[Bornstarch]

Fucking snitch ass boss

 

[Dinamita09]

Update from the cleanup crew

Gonna stock pile a few and then send this as the finally hahah

 

[hohner]

I'm pretty sure all he has to do is say he has an addiction to penis touching and they can't legally fire him.