Buddy got caught jerking it at work

[Pizza Werewolf]

Was he wearing one of those helmets with the lights?
Probably had his dick silhouetted up on the wall like the fucking bat symbol when he got caught

 

[Amerikuracana]

I don’t think that’s a huge deal if you’re a miner.. But you said he was in the truck. Could be an issue.

I have literally done it at work one or two times in my life.

 

[Zer]

His hand be like

 

[BisexualMMA]

I hear there's an opening at CNN.

 

[Red Beard]

Miner caught jerking off. One letter change makes that sentence a Federal crime on the computer.

 

[Dinamita09]

Was he wearing one of those helmets with the lights?
Probably had his dick silhouetted up on the wall like the fucking bat symbol when he got caught

Yea he’s got a lght

 

[Loiosh]

His hand be like

I just watched this movie last night.

At work, even.

Seriously.

 

[Zer]

Miner caught jerking off. One letter change makes that sentence a Federal crime on the computer.

Maybe dude can tell them he thought he'd struck gold or some shit?

 

[Red Beard]

Maybe dude can tell them he thought he'd struck gold or some shit?

Cleaning out the stalagmites or some shit.

 

[Uber_Noober]

If he works for CNN and it was a zoom call, he'll be fine

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

Is your friend a politician or something

no he is getting fired. If he were a politician he would be just fine and maybe vote for a raise for himself

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

 

[Rand M Arthur]

The closest I've ever come (pun) to jerking on the job was in the bathroom stall after working a really stressful shift at the casino, about 6 sexless weeks after my son was born. I was physically in the building, but not on the clock.

I have to say I'm impressed with this guy's moxie. I'd hope he cleaned the wheel before leaving the cab though.

Miner caught jerking off. One letter change makes that sentence a Federal crime on the computer.

Louis CK over here^^

 

[Darkballs]

No he’s a miner, said he put a truck down and was out of range when he radioed for repair to cone out. Thought he’d do some self care then walk to radio reception. Turns out the other driver radioed it in and the supervisor came out to see what was going on with the truck

Let me get this straight:

Your buddy radioed his supervisor asking him to come take a look at his truck, and when the supervisor showed up, your buddy was just sitting there jerking it in said truck?

Yeah, that's gonna be an awkward meeting.

 

[BB in Crazy!!!!]

Why the hell did he do it there lol. Why didn’t he just go to the bathroom stall and do it there and say he had to take a shit. I mean if someone walks in you just stop then lol. Wtf.

 

[Yoel Bromero]

Ex gf caught her brother jerking it, I bought him a yankee hat and she played Michael Jackson's beat it relentlessly. Great day

 

[mmawarrior20]

Damn the ravenous male sex drive. I don’t think I’ve ever busted out a wank at school during my horny teenage years. I have jerked it at gym showers few times I don’t ever recall going to full climax tho

 

[Zer]

Your buddy radioed his supervisor asking him to come take a look at his truck, and when the supervisor showed up, your buddy was just sitting there jerking it in said truck?

Yeah, that's gonna be an awkward meeting.

Pretty sure I saw a porno that started out exactly like that. No one ended up getting fired though. In fact dude promoted to the head miner

 

[Kingz]

Do the Toobin, oh Ruben
Do the Toobin, oh Ruben
A whop bop-a-lu a whop bam boo

 

[Prefect]

I have a hard time imagining that that would even be a blip at a mine. Monotonous and hard jobs do strange things to people and how others connect with them. His boss is going to tell him to just knock it off.