Bryce Mitchell's ex-girlfriend killed his fruit trees...

[mahavishnunj]

all he has to do is just put some cameras on his property. if she ever tresspasses and god forbid does something to his property or animals, she is fucked.

If he has physical evidence of her threats (text messages, phone calls etc.) just get a fucking restraining order or file a police report. What the fuck is the point of posting a video on social media for the world to see.

Getting police involved can many times be completely pointless, or worse. You have obviously never dealt with a psycho bitch before.

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Bryce gets into some of the weirdest, most random shenanigans sometimes.

His stories almost seem like satire if you didn't actually know him.

Fruit tree killing ex gf... wtf.

He is stupid.. but he is OUR stupid.

Still.. the ex GF wins this one 10-8

 

[kdday]

Bryce somehow managed to be the first guy to ever get his scrotum entangled in a Dewalt, that alone makes me think he truly believes the Earth is flat. Why is he always attached some weird shit ?

 

[contrail]

Bryce gets into some of the weirdest, most random shenanigans sometimes.

His stories almost seem like satire if you didn't actually know him.

Fruit tree killing ex gf... wtf.

People like him are the kiss of death - you have to stay away otherwise you also get sucked into their orbit of weird chaos.

 

[kingmob6]

Getting police involved can many times be completely pointless, or worse. You have obviously never dealt with a psycho bitch before.

I have had my share of psycho bitches...unfortunately. and getting police involved works well if you do it right, if he had cameras on his property and she tried something like this, she would literally be fucked; do not tell me that a tresspass/destruction of property charge would not deterr her away from ever messing with him. she only does this shit, cause she thinks she can get away with it. What do you think is better, getting police involved or posting a video on social media?

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Bryce gets into some of the weirdest, most random shenanigans sometimes.

His stories almost seem like satire if you didn't actually know him.

Fruit tree killing ex gf... wtf.

I'd counter with the opposite. He isn't interesting in the slightest. He's just a mentally stunted, uneducated dolt, unfortunately speaking to an audience because of the internet.

 

[HaulParris]

Bryce gets into some of the weirdest, most random shenanigans sometimes.

His stories almost seem like satire if you didn't actually know him.

Fruit tree killing ex gf... wtf.

He should 100% write an autobiography and I would read it. From drilling his scrotum, to campaigning for camo shorts from Reebok, to pulling off a twister sub - stories aplenty from all corners of the flat earth.

 

[Uber_Noober]

I don't get all the Bryce hate on here

 

[MMA Maine-iac]

Its also the countryside, you dont fuck around with property overthere.
Its a tough life.

It's like stealing someone's horse back in those days. Where I'm from, people's property is definitely worth more than someone's life.

 

[locust rising]

this guy isn't cut yet?

Hes only lost one fight.

Wtf???

 

[TriangleMonkey]

So you mean to tell me he got with a woman that runs a tattoo shop and didn’t consider the fact she may be bat-shit fucking crazy beyond all repair?

 

[Tito Tapped]

That's fucked up.

Trees are worth a lot. She'll have to pay not just for the lost produce but the costs it took to mature as well as diminished property value.

 

[StonedLemur]

Bryce gets into some of the weirdest, most random shenanigans sometimes.

His stories almost seem like satire if you didn't actually know him.

Fruit tree killing ex gf... wtf.

That's what happens when your brain is filled lollipops and flat earth sir lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

So you mean to tell me he got with a woman that runs a tattoo shop and didn’t consider the fact she may be bat-shit fucking crazy beyond all repair?

We're talking about Bryce here, as if he thinks about anything except flat earth and drilling holes in his dick sir lol

 

[z99]

Crazy country loons must be inhaling too much herbicide. Or smoking too much herb...

 

[StonedLemur]

You fucking suburban city dwelling cuckold have no sympathy?! Killing food trees is awful. Fuck. I know you guys don't understand this but trees take years to grow. Fucking Jesus christ.

Calm down sir, you're gonna have an coronary.
I know how hard it is to grow fruit trees I have apple trees...but it's Bryce, he probably did it himself for all we know lol.

 

[Copper Burner]

Calm down sir, you're gonna have an coronary.
I know how hard it is to grow fruit trees I have apple trees...but uts Bryce, he probably did it himself for all we know lol.

Bryce seems like an honest stand up guy. He is also a believer, and God hates liars.

What makes you think Bryce would make something like this up?

 

[Sweater of AV]

Lol I always forget this twit exists. It was probably the lizard people dressed as aliens who accidentally killed his fruit trees when they were sliding off the earth.

 

[StonedLemur]

Bryce seems like an honest stand up guy. He is also a believer, and God hates liars.

What makes you think Bryce would make something like this up?

First of all, have you ever listened to this dunce?
Secondly, "he's a believer and god hates liars"? Lmao.

If God actually existed and he actually hated liars there's plenty of priests he should be taking care of first.

 

[StonedLemur]

Lol I always forget this twit exists. It was probably the lizard people dressed as aliens who accidentally killed his fruit trees when they were sliding off the earth.

Listening to him hurts my brain lol.
He is on another level of stupidity tbh.