Bryce Mitchell's ex-girlfriend killed his fruit trees...

[Clark Rogers]

Gat damn this makes my area look far less hillbilly/redneck.

Kilt mah froot trees n threatened mah dog.

 

[Black0ut]

Imagine how crazy she must be, to be with him. Yikes.

 

[italiamusica]

Bryce Mitchell is a combination of Joe Dirt, Bobby Boucher, and Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.

 

[EYEKICKFACES]

Probably the thing everyone in this thread will be interested in.

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You sure that's the correct ex? A tattoo artist with no tattoos seems a little off......

 

[Reign009]

Probably the thing everyone in this thread will be interested in.

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Actually, no.

Where are the photos of the fruit trees?



(Btw, that's his wife, not his ex gf. Just clarify that for some people who might get confused.)

 

[goOb]

You sure that's the correct ex? A tattoo artist with no tattoos seems a little off......

I have been searching for a minute that girl I had the tattoo artist originally but then found that on his Instagram a few months ago. Which makes me think if it’s after that girl this was a really short thing.

 

[Reign009]

You sure that's the correct ex? A tattoo artist with no tattoos seems a little off......

Ahh... see. See my post above. Yours was right before mine.

That's his wife (pictured), not his ex gf.

 

[goOb]

Ahh... see. See my post above. Yours was right before mine.

That's his wife (pictured), not his ex gf.

I have fixed it back to the right girl. I change that pic so many times lol.

 

[Chubi]

Oh, so we really are talking about actual fruit trees.

 

[Reign009]

I have fixed it back to the right girl. I change that pic so many times lol.

It doesn't look fixed to me, just saying lol.

 

[Rorschachxx]

Bryce gets into some of the weirdest, most random shenanigans sometimes.

His stories almost seem like satire if you didn't actually know him.

Fruit tree killing ex gf... wtf.

Country-dudes man. They have the best stories.

 

[jitzmonkey]

No but his trees are apparently.

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You fucking suburban city dwelling cuckold have no sympathy?! Killing food trees is awful. Fuck. I know you guys don't understand this but trees take years to grow. Fucking Jesus christ.

If I had to guess, it's having a craic over crazy GFs.
It's his own fault for getting involved with a psycho.

I'm also guessing that a lot of us have crazy exes that have done equally malice sh-t.

 

[VinceArch]

Such a beta move to complain about a woman killing your precious fruity trees.

Seriously? Where do you think apples, oranges and peaches come from?

 

[goOb]

It doesn't look fixed to me, just saying lol.

Wait was it the blond? Because I have the tattoo artist up now. Bryce has too many bitches for a flat earther. Btw. check the original message. Your quote will show the old attachments.

 

[jeskola]

No but his trees are apparently.

/thread

 

[VinceArch]

I'm also guessing that a lot of us have crazy exes that have done equally malice sh-t.

True, true. Last crazy ex I had though I made sure I got the last laugh.

 

[froggyluv]

Seriously? Where do you think apples, oranges and peaches come from?

Momma told me Storks do it

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Funny cuz by the sounds of him, you'd think he wouldn't have any fruits in his trailerhouse

 

[Fossor]

I'm disappointed that someone like Bryce Mitchell doesn't have minefields on his property.

 

[Reign009]

Wait was it the blond? Because I have the tattoo artist up now. Bryce has too many bitches for a flat earther. Btw. check the original message. Your quote will show the old attachments.

It doesn't show anything.

I would just let this one go, lol.