Bryce Mitchell's ex-girlfriend killed his fruit trees...

Yep said:
Cicada killer wasps are horrifying. They’re more beneficial tho cuz them cicadas are annoying af. But just your normal hornet/wasp can suck it. I don’t mess with bees. They’re fine. My backyard is full of orb weavers. Also horrifying looking but cool af. If I wasn’t such a lazy student I would’ve been an entomologist.
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Yeah them cicada killers can really give you a fright on first sight, but it was quick to get used to. I've got an almost irrational hatred of other wasps/hornets. I've almost involuntarily bobbed and jabbed some out of the air just as a reaction.

Got lots of weavers here too. Horrid but beautiful in a way with those webs.

What almost traumatized me as a kid was reading about funnel web tarantulas being the most dangerous spider in the world, and my front yard had shitoads of just those common funnel weaver grass spiders, ya know? And my grade school ass didn't know the difference, so I was afraid of going out.

They're cool though. Fast as fuck, so a bit frightening. Yeah, I often feel like I'd be better served in a lab somewhere or something, but, like you said, lazy student. Now I'm just the guy in the office who has to relocate the occasional spiderbuddy
 
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Yep said:
That is a level of compassion that I’m not capable of. I feel sorry for some insects. Love spiders. People are mean to spiders. Not wasps. Fook wasps. And mosquitos. Fook them too.
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Reign009 said:
Bryce gets into some of the weirdest, most random shenanigans sometimes.

His stories almost seem like satire if you didn't actually know him.

Fruit tree killing ex gf... wtf.
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We gotta keep him alive
 
Mohawk Banditó said:
Yeah them cicada killers can really give you a fright on first sight, but it was quick to get used to. I've got an almost irrational hatred of other wasps/hornets. I've almost involuntarily bobbed and jabbed some out of the air just as a reaction.

Got lots of weavers here too. Horrid but beautiful in a way with those webs.

What almost traumatized me as a kid was reading about funnel web tarantulas being the most dangerous spider in the world, and my front yard had shitoads of just those common funnel weaver grass spiders, ya know? And my grade school ass didn't know the difference, so I was afraid of going out.

They're cool though. Fast as fuck, so a bit frightening. Yeah, I often feel like I'd be better served in a lab somewhere or something, but, like you said, lazy student. Now I'm just the guy in the office who has to relocate the occasional spiderbuddy
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That’s funny. We do tend to be frightened of things we don’t understand. Especially as kids. I had a small aquarium with a black widow spider as a teen. She was brutal. I guess one could look at it as my entry into mma. 2 would enter but only 1 would remain. I had to clean it out once a week. The trick was to feed her cuz then she was fat and slow and the I would take her out and clean it up. Black widow webs are unbelievably strong. It’s shocking how strong. Now living in the Midwest we have recluses. I try to remind myself that very few people have bad reactions to their bites but they do make me nervous. Oh, and scorpions (having lived in Arizona) they’re in the wasp/hornet/mosquito category. They can get disposed of.
 
It was Harvey Updyke. If you're an Alabama or Auburn fan, you know.
 
Yep said:
That’s funny. We do tend to be frightened of things we don’t understand. Especially as kids. I had a small aquarium with a black widow spider as a teen. She was brutal. I guess one could look at it as my entry into mma. 2 would enter but only 1 would remain. I had to clean it out once a week. The trick was to feed her cuz then she was fat and slow and the I would take her out and clean it up. Black widow webs are unbelievably strong. It’s shocking how strong. Now living in the Midwest we have recluses. I try to remind myself that very few people have bad reactions to their bites but they do make me nervous. Oh, and scorpions (having lived in Arizona) they’re in the wasp/hornet/mosquito category. They can get disposed of.
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I hate to admit I had a period of bug fighting myself. I do like em, but the "who would win" curiosity is huge in kids.

I managed my credits really well in college so I could take a lot of interesting courses, and did one all about poisons and venoms in animals, so now I feel like I know TOO much compared to common knowledge, but I try not to infodump that type of weirdness.

Maybe if Bryce kept more spiders on his garden, his trees would be all right.

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Jumping spiders are the best
 
That hard working you woman is just trying to set an example for people in Searcy Arkansas by showing up to work everyday to support her family and help others feel good about themselves. She is trying to achieve this through her artwork and covering up other people's shitty tattoos. Bryce should not have used his platform to put her on bast like that in front of his entire base of flat earther's.

StonedLemur said:
Nobody is HATING on him you dunce.
Mocking is not hating...its mocking, learn the difference you silly goose.
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I have seen just about every sort of insult I could see on Sherdog but I have not seen someone call another a silly goose on this platform before and it kind of made my morning. The next time I get into a fight with someone I am calling them this. "You want to fuck me up?!?!?!? Bring it on SILLY GOOSE!" Then I will drop both my pants and underwear, raise up my version of the Philly Shell and start walking my opponent down. Repeating the term.
 
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HockeyBjj said:
Paranoid weirdo doesn't water his trees during the hottest month

Thinks his ex girlfriend killed the trees
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Where do you live that September is the hottest month? Lmao its literally 68 degrees in Arkansas right now.
 
Normot said:
You fucking suburban city dwelling cuckold have no sympathy?! Killing food trees is awful. Fuck. I know you guys don't understand this but trees take years to grow. Fucking Jesus christ.
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Not just food trees.

In Australia (that i know of) Real estate companies poison trees that can be really old just to make home views better. Now that's awful.
 
StewDogg11 said:
Where do you live that September is the hottest month? Lmao its literally 68 degrees in Arkansas right now.
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If you don't water something in August it'll hold on and then "die" in september. Basically drains all their resources to survive the drout and then goes into fall mode way early and drops it's leaves and looks dead before October

I've got a cherry blossum tree I put in a poor spot in my front yard doing the same thing right now. I watered it but it had no shade at all and after the transplant I think it got cooked
 
Nooooo my trees!

This dude cried after getting his ass kicked by Topuria, now he’s crying on Twitter about fruit trees.

<Lmaoo>
 
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