Brad Morris Needs a NickName

[fearfactory]

Brad "the Aussie Death Carriage" Morris

 

[finnegan]

Disturbing names:
Brad "The Touchist" Morris
Brad "Creepy Uncle" Morris
Brad "Puppy Helmet" Morris
"Break Bad" Brad Morris

From Antiquity:
Brimstone Brad Morris
Brad "The Anal Pear" Morris
The Bradapult Brad Morris
Brad "The Citadel" Morris

Going from the meanings of his names, it would be Brad= Broad (Meadow, if full name is bradley) Morris=Dark, Swarthy; so:
Brad "Dark Forest" Morris
"Broad Black" Brad Morris

 

[Gavin LeFever]

Brad "Brad Morris" Morris

 

[rEmY]

Have them just announce you as "Brad" and come out to no entrance music, just dead silence.

 

[SpiralOut]

Rad Brad?

-jaun, i know i know...

EDIT: it was mentioned. Damn, my cleverness had been usurped.

How about...

The Road Warrior
VegeMight
Knifey-Spooney
Mad Borris

And then I finish my beer, goodnight all, and thanks for all the fish.

 

[RedNeckJiuJitsu]

Brad "I Wish I Was A Lambert" Morris

Brad "Ian Coe" Morris

Brad "Drafthorse" Morris

Brad "Chain Yoke" Morris


Or maybe just Brad Morris...

 

[Brad Morris]

John, I think I'll stick with just "Brad Morris"

But I want to get a patch of the Aussie Death Carriage and put it on my fight shorts.

 

[ghostwipe]

Your entrance song should be Prison Rape by Tool.

 

[Hardac]

No way, you need to enter to a Rick Roll.

 

[Richmond_Hrvat]

Brad "National Sorry Day" Morris

 

[Donut62]

No way, you need to enter to a Rick Roll.

LMFAO!!!

 

[Ian Coe]

Brad "I Wish I Was A Lambert" Morris

Brad "Ian Coe" Morris

Brad "Drafthorse" Morris

Brad "Chain Yoke" Morris


Or maybe just Brad Morris...

Yeah, I'd say the last one is the best

 

[JPC]

If you are going to come out to any music, and you are from Australia, it has to be ACDC "Thunderstruck". That would also go with the nic "thunder from down under".

 

[Richmond_Hrvat]

Hell no.

"Down Under" by Men at Work.

 

[Jake Martin]

Hell no.

"Down Under" by Men at Work.

Plleeeaaasseee!!!

 

[ScottAM]

Brad "Delores rymes with...." Morris

Brad "Up in your wife's clitoris" Morris

Brad "She's a bute" Morris

Bee-rad the florist moooooorrrrrisssss

Brad "Oh shit that boomarang is coming right back at me I shouldn't have thrown it" Morris

 

[finnegan]

Brad "Up in your wife's clitoris" Morris

That is genius!

 

[ScottAM]

That is genius!

and wouldn't you want to see the avatar for that!

 

[Saith]

Bradley "Chandler" Morris

And definitely come out to the Numa Numa song.

 

[ScottAM]

Gladly Bradly

Brad 'leave you mortus' morris

Brad 'the mortus tortus' mossis

Brad 'the eye of horus' morris