Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[Possum Jenkins]

None of those Kangaroos are jacked. Nice try bud

Exactly.

There's a world of difference between a roo that lifts and one that doesn't.

Pretty much like people. A softbody that's never touched a barbell is barely the same species as true gym goer.

 

[Dem Bones]

Now I know you're trolling, but I'll take your bait anyways. Have you seen the picture of the bull roo?

Spoiler

How are you dismissing the possibility of the roo swinging around the python if that

 

[Ehrmantraut]

LOL Gus just slit his fucking throat

 

[MSK1010]

Dont roo"s kill humans on the reg? And pythons are literally humans pets aka bitches... So using the ever reliable mmath. Roos make pythons there bitches. Im suprised we dont see pythons out workin the corners for thier pimp roo's.

 

[PUO3]

That's true...............except for all of it.

Pythons are neither poisonous or venomous.

That said, the python will do just fine against a roo

Salmonella=bio warfare.

Much like Comando Dragons use, which would also get bodied by the jacked roo.

How is a regular roo relevant to this genetic freak? No one made a thread called "average roo vs python" did they?

 

[Shael]

Dont roo"s kill humans on the reg? And pythons are literally humans pets aka bitches... So using the ever reliable mmath. Roos make pythons there bitches. Im suprised we dont see pythons out workin the corners for thier pimp roo's.

Roos are the number one cause of death in Australia followed by natural causes. Not making that up.

 

[Skydome]

 

[Ehrmantraut]

Brb getting microscope

 

[Skydome]

Brb getting microscope

It appears to be a baby roo knocking down a python with legs(very rare, indeed)

then again that gif is extremely small and I'm 90% blind in both eyes, but still.

 

[RichardSwingslo]

That's true...............except for all of it.

Pythons are neither poisonous or venomous.

That said, the python will do just fine against a roo

Oh my god man, read the whole thread before replying. That historically false allegation has already been debunked in this very thread.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

The scary thing about this whole thread.

I'm sure some of you actually believe what you're writing. Luckily most of you are just teh intranet comedians.

 

[Cuzcatlan]

That's true...............except for all of it.

Pythons are neither poisonous or venomous.

That said, the python will do just fine against a roo

Dude that's not even a Kangaroo. That's a kangaroo rat. Trust me I know

I have a Master in Zoology from the Chinese Culinary Arts Institute of Beijing: Shijiazhuang Campus.

 

[El Chimpo]

Much to the chagrin of our local poop cleaners (i.e. wiki vets lol!) , jacked roos simply overpower pythons

 

[Make-U-Tap]

If at sea level I'll take the kangaroo.

 

[Sexy]

I've got the jacked & cut 'roo by UD in this.

Good thing it's not a winged kangaroo. Because then the 'roo would just grab the python by its talons, take flight, and drop that bitch off a cliff. See ya, you evil sumbitch! LOL!!!

I am worried that the JACKED and CUT 'roos are gonna EVOLVE to get wings and start doing this to these jabroni snakes

 

[El Chimpo]

Flying jacked roos


Wed all be fucked

 

[Sexy]

debate over

11/10

 

[KnightTemplar]

Debate over

You win the Internet.:icon_chee

 

[PUO3]

Am I crazy to think that the jacked bull roo would even beat the python at its own game? I mean that thing easily could choke/strangle something to death. Those arms are made for choking imo.

 

[Palpatine]

Am I crazy to think that the jacked bull roo would even beat the python at its own game? I mean that thing easily could choke/strangle something to death. Those arms are made for choking imo.

Bull roo = Goodridge

Poisonous Python = Herrera (minus the arms and legs due to lack of evolution among serpents)