Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[Slapjit]

The people who are attacked by chimp are usually untrained. Of course chimp will win. Untrained people just cover up and scream instead of intelligently defending.

Celebrated American Wrestler Bo Nickal would easily fake a level change and catch with a solid shot to the mandible of the chimp.

Easy money baybayyy

#nomonkeybusiness #glasschimp #nickalnutshot

 

[kingConor]

I wouldnt even trust a human to take on a 20 pound badger let alone a fucking chimp

 

[lweiberg]

Just think if the chimp was on TRT and vodka!

 

[colorles]

The people who are attacked by chimp are usually untrained. Of course chimp will win. Untrained people just cover up and scream instead of intelligently defending.

Celebrated American Wrestler Bo Nickal would easily fake a level change and catch with a solid shot to the mandible of the chimp.
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Easy money baybayyy

#nomonkeybusiness #glasschimp #nickalnutshot

i don't mean this as an insult to professional fighters. but, alot of professional fighters would panic when a bloodlusted chimp charges them and gets its hands and jaws on them.

i remember being attacked by a large dog as a kid. the dog didn't even want to kill me; just establish dominance although i didn't quite understand that at the time. what i remember most from that experience wasn't its teeth or even its aggression; but the fact that it wasn't living it's life by rules i was familiar with - it wasn't fighting by rules i was familiar with. it wasn't a human. thats a key thing: it wasn't a human. it was different

and this was a domesticated dog. lets along a wild animal.

granted, i was a little kid. but even experienced fighters can feel like a little kid when something they have never encountered before, charges at them and doesn't give a fuck about the rules that you live your life by

 

[m249viking]

Bo beating a chimp is more legit than Francis’ opponents getting 2 million.

 

[Deleted member 592659]

Idiot

 

[TheBulge]

Chimps are the most overrated animals on the planet. People with functioning brains know by now that they are nowhere near as strong as most people think they are.

They are only slightly stronger pound for pound than average humans. They are however weaker than the strongest humans by a good margin. More importantly, their strength is limited and specific to their needs. They have good pull up strength and grip strength, that's it. Their legs are weak and short and they have no leverage because of this.

Lastly, they are dangerous because of their big jaws and large fangs and primal aggression. All of the attacks on humans? All the damage was inflicted by using their bites. "They'll rip your arms off". Yeah right, fucking morons.

Without those jaws any MMA fighter would destroy even the biggest chimps. Overrated creatures.

 

[Ornife]

Me, I'm fairly certain a grown man with decent grip strength could rip someone's face off if they really wanted to. ‍

I'm going to advise Bo not to wrestle you either then.

 

[nonoob]

Give Bo a break, he just made a one word mistake.

Bo meant he could knock UP a chimp ( not knock "out" ) .

 

[Ornife]

Chimps are the most overrated animals on the planet. People with functioning brains know by now that they are nowhere near as strong as most people think they are.

They are only slightly stronger pound for pound than average humans. They are however weaker than the strongest humans by a good margin. More importantly, their strength is limited and specific to their needs. They have good pull up strength and grip strength, that's it. Their legs are weak and short and they have no leverage because of this.

Lastly, they are dangerous because of their big jaws and large fangs and primal aggression. All of the attacks on humans? All the damage was inflicted by using their bites. "They'll rip your arms off". Yeah right, fucking morons.

Without those jaws any MMA fighter would destroy even the biggest chimps. Overrated creatures.

So a chimpanzee stole your girl or what?

 

[kingConor]

Chimps are the most overrated animals on the planet. People with functioning brains know by now that they are nowhere near as strong as most people think they are.

They are only slightly stronger pound for pound than average humans. They are however weaker than the strongest humans by a good margin. More importantly, their strength is limited and specific to their needs. They have good pull up strength and grip strength, that's it. Their legs are weak and short and they have no leverage because of this.

Lastly, they are dangerous because of their big jaws and large fangs and primal aggression. All of the attacks on humans? All the damage was inflicted by using their bites. "They'll rip your arms off". Yeah right, fucking morons.

Without those jaws any MMA fighter would destroy even the biggest chimps. Overrated creatures.

You are right to a degree

 

[colorles]

Chimps are the most overrated animals on the planet. People with functioning brains know by now that they are nowhere near as strong as most people think they are.

They are only slightly stronger pound for pound than average humans. They are however weaker than the strongest humans by a good margin. More importantly, their strength is limited and specific to their needs. They have good pull up strength and grip strength, that's it. Their legs are weak and short and they have no leverage because of this.

Lastly, they are dangerous because of their big jaws and large fangs and primal aggression. All of the attacks on humans? All the damage was inflicted by using their bites. "They'll rip your arms off". Yeah right, fucking morons.

Without those jaws any MMA fighter would destroy even the biggest chimps. Overrated creatures.

they have leverage beyond humans in their arms and hands. i'm not even going to bother talking about the teeth; the hands on those things are intimidating enough.

i know what strong hands look like. those hands and arms look like the mechanical arm of an excavator. i don't care if it is short and doesn't have the legs of a human being. if it gets a hold of a man, it is going to tear off flesh and tear joints to shreds

and lol, talking about "good grip strength, that's it". any fighter will tell you that grip strength is one of the most important attributes of a fighter.

 

[chardog]

Chimps are the most overrated animals on the planet. People with functioning brains know by now that they are nowhere near as strong as most people think they are.

They are only slightly stronger pound for pound than average humans. They are however weaker than the strongest humans by a good margin. More importantly, their strength is limited and specific to their needs. They have good pull up strength and grip strength, that's it. Their legs are weak and short and they have no leverage because of this.

Lastly, they are dangerous because of their big jaws and large fangs and primal aggression. All of the attacks on humans? All the damage was inflicted by using their bites. "They'll rip your arms off". Yeah right, fucking morons.

Without those jaws any MMA fighter would destroy even the biggest chimps. Overrated creatures.

Look at how their hands are designed, that is through thousands of years of evolution, they hang on trees all day, it’s a different kind of strength. They have tiny brains and massive jaws made for destruction. There’s few videos posted to show unwilling chimps manhandle humans. One of the guys was grabbed and it was instant game over.

Two trained mma fighters might stand a chance against a muzzled chimp, maybe.

Flip the question, would you rather fight bo nickel or a chimp? The Answer is quite easy

 

[nintey]

It really is interesting how weak humans are. Our bones, muscles, and skin are like tissue paper compared to everything else. A 40lb dog can kill us. Hell a 7lb feral cat can be a lot to handle.

 

[TheBulge]

they have leverage beyond humans in their arms and hands. i'm not even going to bother talking about the teeth; the hands on those things are intimidating enough.

i know what strong hands look like. those hands and arms look like the mechanical arm of an excavator. i don't care if it is short and doesn't have the legs of a human being. if it gets a hold of a man, it is going to tear off flesh and tear joints to shreds

and lol, talking about "good grip strength, that's it". any fighter will tell you that grip strength is one of the most important attributes of a fighter.

Great scientific research there buddy. A chimp can rip flesh off and tear joints "because I look at a photo and think their hands look strong". I really wonder if people like you realize how embarrassing you sound when it comes to these overrated animals.
Chimps have attacked other animals including humans and indeed do a lot of damage because of their bites. It's not because of their mythical grappling or weight lifting strength. All the evidence of their super-strength is folklore.

Actually, that's not true. All the real, limited evidence of their strength shows them being barely stronger pound for pound than average humans and actually much weaker than strong humans.

See, this is another ridiculous argument because of the simple fact that the variables in human strength are massive. A Bo Nickle's strength compared to an average office worker is ridiculous. Bo might as wel be a chimp because he is x times stronger than the 'average human'.

Again, chimps are dangerous animals because of this:

Without those jaws? They would be beaten to death by any MMA fighter with ease. They're not Gorillas.

 

[TheBulge]

Look at how their hands are designed, that is through thousands of years of evolution, they hang on trees all day, it’s a different kind of strength. They have tiny brains and massive jaws made for destruction. There’s few videos posted to show unwilling chimps manhandle humans. One of the guys was grabbed and it was instant game over.

Two trained mma fighters might stand a chance against a muzzled chimp, maybe.

Flip the question, would you rather fight bo nickel or a chimp? The Answer is quite easy

You sound like you've never worked out or done any sports. You would know that any feats of strength of physicality that we have is because of our foundation which is our legs. That's the core.

Chimps have short, weak legs. That alone gives them no leverage on top of being short and small. Their upperbody has overpowered arms and no chest, so there is no push strength either like strong humans have. They also do not have muscle control like humans, that is why they have awkward and uncontrolled movements.

Yes they hang on trees all day, they only have pull strength. But they can't pull a lot of weight because they have short, weak legs.

There is a video of an extremely aggressive chimp attacking a guy, some kind of forrest guide or whatever. The chimp grabs his arms and struggles to control him in any way for minutes, and the human is completely terrified and an average person with no real strength. Eventually the guy jumped in a lake to escape. But that showed you that a chimp has overrated strength with zero leverage, and would be weaklings without their lethal jaws.

 

[YouCrazyIntheHeadMan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO7uhq4jfoA if you wanna see a dude wrestle a chimpanzee.

Shit that drop kick at the end XD

 

[mjfan23]

Do you even ufc? Why would Dana give bo Nikals a tough opponent

 

[Deleted member 592659]

Shit that drop kick at the end XD

No amount of muscle will save you from your stupidity

 

[regmma123]

The only things we have for us are endurance (we can outrun most species on long distances, including horses, chimps and big cats) and intelligence (toolmaking & teamwork)


Our intelligence alone is a fucking great asset tho. We're not supposed to be at the top of the food chain (no strength, no claws, no dangerous teeth, small), but we are

once the gun jams humans are right back at the bottom