Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

even then, who knows, humans are built different, literally.

this reminds me of goat vs bull


biological differences are huge, and I dont think chimps would be easy to get knocked out simply because their brains are so relatively small compared to their heads

Even just based on how they're built, seems like it would be impossible to cause whiplash to it's brain using a punch or even kick. Their neck is like non-existent

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So your level of expertise is "trust me bro". We already covered that.

You have no evidence of these silly claims. You probably base this on the "domesticated" chimp attacks on humans yet fail to realize that all of the damage that they did to the person's flesh is by using their jaws.

That seems to be your main thing here, avoid mentioning their powerful lethal jaws and act like they're dangerous because of their hands and arms.

There are a number of videos of chimps, domestic and wild, who attacked male humans and did zero damage to their flesh. Suddenly they don't look like they would treat humans like bananas because that is what this chimp folklore really is: a MYTH.

generally speaking, leaving in the wild makes you... wild. Chimps are ferocious creatures. It takes many of them to kill one. Bo isn't doing any shot to a chimp, he's getting bitten and ripped apart

Shit some chimps on an island are known to hunt leopards: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.da...mpanzees-war-torn-Africa-eating-LEOPARDS.html
 
I would watch the fuck out of him trying to do so. And subsequently being mauled to death. Will be good to see if ChatGPT can get blood filters up on live TV fast enough.
 
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Looks like modern day Joe Rogan. Only taller.
 
Chimps are the most overrated animals on the planet. People with functioning brains know by now that they are nowhere near as strong as most people think they are.

They are only slightly stronger pound for pound than average humans. They are however weaker than the strongest humans by a good margin. More importantly, their strength is limited and specific to their needs. They have good pull up strength and grip strength, that's it. Their legs are weak and short and they have no leverage because of this.

Lastly, they are dangerous because of their big jaws and large fangs and primal aggression. All of the attacks on humans? All the damage was inflicted by using their bites. "They'll rip your arms off". Yeah right, fucking morons.

Without those jaws any MMA fighter would destroy even the biggest chimps. Overrated creatures.
Did you saw movie couple posts earlier where chimp kicks Man and send him flying?
 
Put a muzzle on it, file its nails, and wear a cup, and it would be impossible to see the chimp winning. Chimps do not have some supernatural strength contrary to popular belief. They'll have similar muscle strength to a lean male with similar cross sectional muscle area. The early studies about chimp strength were found to be flawed and so their strength is something of an urban legend.
The studies saying they are only 1.5 times stronger seem flawed as well though. 1.5 times stronger in what way? They are built completely different than us. Their jaws, hands, wrists, forearms and pulling strength is definitely a lot more than 1.5 times stronger than the average man. On the other hand, men may actually have stronger legs or hips than a chimp. I don't think even a world class strongman, rock climber or armwrestler would be able to squeeze, tear or rip with the same force as a chimp could do.

And it's not just regular strength either. They have more fast twitch muscle and explosiveness beyond what any human could come close to. A fat meathead dude who benches 495 is not gonna be able to apply force in the same way that an athletic chimp can
 
I don’t know if you fellers saw the video but Bo Nickle has eloquently stated that he could take on a fully grown male chimp and knock it unconscious. He also said he could out wrestle the primate. I know Bo is a gifted athlete and who am I to argue anything he says but chimps are vicious beasts much like a prime Andy Wang. Would anyone like to see Bo take on a chimp as the co-main on the Mcgregor-Gaethje card? I think the bald goof should make this match up asap regardless of what those hippie tree huggers at PETA have to say about it. I’d illegally the stream the shit outta that card. Who’s with me ?!?!?

Needs to follow Michael Chandler's advice
 
The only things we have for us are endurance (we can outrun most species on long distances, including horses, chimps and big cats) and intelligence (toolmaking & teamwork)


Our intelligence alone is a fucking great asset tho. We're not supposed to be at the top of the food chain (no strength, no claws, no dangerous teeth, small), but we are
It's our only advantage. Anyone dumb enough to think combat sports training is enough to beat an animal is either trolling or retarded. Combat sports can't even help you against guns and knives let alone creatures that can tear you apart literally.
 
yes, col. they have good pull strenght but thats basically It.
and that's not enough to defeat a ncaa wrestler, specially if ur a 100 lbs manlet with zero skill or technique like most chimps are

stop calling chimps manlets.

for that matter, stop calling manlets manlets. i know a dozen or so 5'3'' 135 pound Guatemalans that would probably make most of this site piss their pants irl
 
This guy gets special treatment because he beat kids who to go American colleges at wrestling.
 
stop calling chimps manlets.

for that matter, stop calling manlets manlets. i know a dozen or so 5'3'' 135 pound Guatemalans that would probably make most of this site piss their pants irl
By laughing at theirs puny size
 
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