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Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

I don’t know if you fellers saw the video but Bo Nickle has eloquently stated that he could take on a fully grown male chimp and knock it unconscious. He also said he could out wrestle the primate. I know Bo is a gifted athlete and who am I to argue anything he says but chimps are vicious beasts much like a prime Andy Wang. Would anyone like to see Bo take on a chimp as the co-main on the Mcgregor-Gaethje card? I think the bald goof should make this match up asap regardless of what those hippie tree huggers at PETA have to say about it. I’d illegally the stream the shit outta that card. Who’s with me ?!?!?

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I don’t know if you fellers saw the video but Bo Nickle has eloquently stated that he could take on a fully grown male chimp and knock it unconscious. He also said he could out wrestle the primate. I know Bo is a gifted athlete and who am I to argue anything he says but chimps are vicious beasts much like a prime Andy Wang. Would anyone like to see Bo take on a chimp as the co-main on the Mcgregor-Gaethje card? I think the bald goof should make this match up asap regardless of what those hippie tree huggers at PETA have to say about it. I’d illegally the stream the shit outta that card. Who’s with me ?!?!?


God damnit Phil McCavity.




I'm with you though.
 
Lmfao human beings are trash tier when it comes to real strength. If you went to the zoo, everything there is capable of killing you.


The only things we have for us are endurance (we can outrun most species on long distances, including horses, chimps and big cats, because we sweat and can cool down our body way more efficiently) and intelligence (toolmaking & teamwork)


Our intelligence alone is a fucking great asset tho. We're not supposed to be at the top of the food chain (no strength, no claws, no dangerous teeth, small), but we are because of our advanced tools/weapons
 
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How much does a fully grown chimp weigh on average??

About 120lbs.. their strength to weight ratio is about 300% a human's though. And its a feral wild animal

Imagine grappling with someone that does 1 handed pull ups off tree branches like its childsplay, with a bite more powerful than any big cat.

Strength wise in nature, humans are pretty puny
 
A chimp would literally rip Bo's arm off and after beating him senseless with it, maybe, as a favor, would shove Bo's own arm up his singlet wearing ass -
that is IF, the chimp was in a good mood and feeling generous that day.

PETI (People for the Ethical Treatment of Idiots) may not be able to save Bo.

I think Bo knows this and is just talking nonsense to get attention............ mission accomplished.

Or -
Bo don't know chimps.
 
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