Best UFC Jokes

[Woody1975]

Houston Alexander is for real.

 

[Clear Winner]

"I would tell you what Anderson Silva did to Rich Franklin, but it's on a Knee to Nose basis."

"Hey, I just heard Randy and Kim went to a Split Decision!"

"Losing isn't such a bad thing to Matt Lindland because he's never awake for it."


Eh, that's the best I can do for making up jokes on the spot...

p4p best 3 jokes. The first is especially good.

And the Big foot cell phone joke was by Werdum.

 

[Blake900]

"I would tell you what Anderson Silva did to Rich Franklin, but it's on a Knee to Nose basis."

"Hey, I just heard Randy and Kim went to a Split Decision!"

"Losing isn't such a bad thing to Matt Lindland because he's never awake for it."


Eh, that's the best I can do for making up jokes on the spot...

Thread winner so far. The Linland one was excellent.

 

[slavomir]

Soccer is neck to neck with UFC ( or mma not sure about the exact quote ). - Dana White

 

[Dutchy]

Roy Nelson Jokes:

Roy Nelson said after this fight he plans on cutting down to 205...meals a day.

Roy Nelson is so fat that every time he masturbates it's considered a threesome.

Nelson said he should be ranked higher on the Pound for Pound list, but with Roy it’s the Ton for Ton list.

Roy Nelson said that he practices Kung Fu every day. In fact, he was the inspiration for the movie Kung Fu Panda.

Roy Nelson bleeds ketchup. Fact

Roy Nelson recently stated that he does all his cardio online.

Thanks to Roy Nelson the TUF Finale also aired on The Food Network.

 

[Aokis Pants]

Jones vs Sonnen

 

[yanix]

lol
mma fans can't tell jokes for shit!

 

[AllAboutTheGame]

Let me bang again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl506lF2awY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[s10cky]

Roy Nelson Jokes:

Roy Nelson said after this fight he plans on cutting down to 205...meals a day.

Roy Nelson is so fat that every time he masturbates it's considered a threesome.

Nelson said he should be ranked higher on the Pound for Pound list, but with Roy it

 

[WINNERBYTWISTER]

BJ Penn is motivated for this fight.