Best UFC Jokes

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  1. Twister44

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    I'll start. Can't remember who said it but someone said Bigfoot used an Ipad for a cell phone.

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    anybody have any good ones?
     
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    Theres some good Fedor/Bigfoot ones... but Fedor fans wont like those
     
  3. TruthBeTold

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    James Toney's UFC career.
     
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    James Toney

    Kimbo Slice
     
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    Just posted a while ago

     
  7. ABC

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    there's a couple groups on facebook that do funny MMAPictures and jokes. HillariousMMA or something like that is one of them.
     
  8. GrindingANARCHY

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    Not funny but true......sadly.

    Wanna earn a title shot?
    Become a WWE wrestler or talk shit.

    Again not funny but sadly true.
     
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    nice LMAO
     
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    Did you hear about the time time Anderson Silva, Big Nog, and Ed Soares walked into a bar and there was only one stool left? They just turned it upside down and sat.
     
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    One of our fellow Sherdog posters has in his sig something to the effect of "Frank Trigg once got choked out by a turtleneck sweater." Anyways I think it's funny.
     
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    lol I noticed that too. I've quoted it to some of my friends.
     
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    C'mon, give credit where credit is due. That is one of Chael's jokes isn't it?
     
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    Det_Kimble
     
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    I'm assuming that's Shael?

    His jokes are pure gold about Silva yet has nothing for Jones, don't understand it.
     
  16. donfryeismyhero

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    Yeah I think you're right.
     
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    I know I'm right lol
    If you're a big Wanderlei/Shogun fan, feel free to join my group.
     
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    What did GSP say when he saw a group of ants struggling to carry some food scaps?

    "I'm not impressed with your poor form ants."
     
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    Motivated BJ Penn.
     
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    Lol I haven't seen Kimble post in awhile but I knew it was a plat sig.
    How do I join?
     

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