Best UFC Jokes

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I'll start. Can't remember who said it but someone said Bigfoot used an Ipad for a cell phone.

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anybody have any good ones?
 
Just posted a while ago

"DONG HYUN KIM IS SCARED, BLAMES VALUE OF MY NAME... I'LL COME TO TAKE YOUR SOUL HOMIE, YOU'LL NEVER BE THE SAME..." - Siyar
 
there's a couple groups on facebook that do funny MMAPictures and jokes. HillariousMMA or something like that is one of them.
 
Not funny but true......sadly.

Wanna earn a title shot?
Become a WWE wrestler or talk shit.

Again not funny but sadly true.
 
Did you hear about the time time Anderson Silva, Big Nog, and Ed Soares walked into a bar and there was only one stool left? They just turned it upside down and sat.
 
One of our fellow Sherdog posters has in his sig something to the effect of "Frank Trigg once got choked out by a turtleneck sweater." Anyways I think it's funny.
 
One of our fellow Sherdog posters has in his sig something to the effect of "Frank Trigg once got choked out by a turtleneck sweater." Anyways I think it's funny.

lol I noticed that too. I've quoted it to some of my friends.
 
Did you hear about the time time Anderson Silva, Big Nog, and Ed Soares walked into a bar and there was only one stool left? They just turned it upside down and sat.

C'mon, give credit where credit is due. That is one of Chael's jokes isn't it?
 
Did you hear about the time time Anderson Silva, Big Nog, and Ed Soares walked into a bar and there was only one stool left? They just turned it upside down and sat.

I'm assuming that's Shael?

His jokes are pure gold about Silva yet has nothing for Jones, don't understand it.
 
What did GSP say when he saw a group of ants struggling to carry some food scaps?

"I'm not impressed with your poor form ants."
 
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