Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

[Meat Hook]

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Homer, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest man in history
From the, town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree. Ahhhh!

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

"Homer that's not God, that is just a waffle Bart threw up there.

 

[ambrosia]

"Homer that's not God, that is just a waffle Bart threw up there.

mmmmm sacrilicious

 

[iThrillhouse]

Been going through a big Gil Gunderson impersonation kick...god that character is just gold. Perfect impression of the Glengarry Glenross guy

*Homer drooling on the Canyonero*
Gil: Go ahead, drool all you want, you can't hurt that finish. Now rainwater, that will strip it right off, so ... aw, I shouldn't have said that ... aw, Gil.
Homer: Hey, a red one. Can I buy that? Please?
Gil: Well, if you, well ... really? Wow, Hot, hot dog! A sale!
* Gil goes to put a little Canyonero marker, indicating a sale, on a bulletin board that shows him having 0 sales*
Stan: I'll take it from here, Gil.
*Stan takes Gil's marker from him*
Gil: No, wait, no. Aw, you can't take my sale. My wife's going to leave me if I don't start bringing in the green. Come on, let me have this one, Stan, I'm begging you. Look at me, I'm begging you, Stan.
Stan: Mm-hm. Let's go write this up, shall we?
*walks Homer into his office*
*Gil pulls a rotary-dial cell phone from his jacket, and dials*
Gil: Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I ...no, but I came so close. This guy was as ... Whose voice is that? Is that Fred? ... Aw, you said it was over ... No, don't put him on -- Hello, Fred, h-hi!

"I brought this wall from home!"

 

[SpartanKhmy]

One of my fav, old school shit. Laughed so hard every time

 

[scrubido]

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Homer: Ahh, I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer!
Homer: Aagh! Work!

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

"I brought this wall from home!"

Lionel: Welcome to the big league, Marge. There's over fifty years of
experience right in this room! And fourty two of those years are Gil's!

Gil: Marge, it's a real pleasure! You got any leads? I need some leads...
please... help me!

Lionel: That's enough, Gil.. don't drag her down with you.

 

[Joe]

When was the last time Barbra Streisand ever did the laundry for you? And when it's time to do the dishes, where's Ray Bolger?! I'll tell you where! Ray Bolger is looking out for Ray Bolger!!!



Chief Wiggum: I'm just glad we got to be friends again. You know, before we got whacked.
Homer Simpson: We're not getting whacked, because you're Chief Wiggum.
Chief Wiggum: You really have that much faith in me?
Homer Simpson: Faith is for things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real.

 

[Boomb]

Best show EVER. And this is THE BEST episode:

 

[the can]

Mr. Burns - "So, Simpson.. Politics makes strange bedfellows eh?"

Homer - "Mr. Burns, I'm flattered... Maybe even a little curious, but I'm a married man!"

i believe he actually said, "Mr. Burns, I'm flattered... Maybe even a little curious, but i don't go in for those back door shenanigans"

 

[callofdutyNBA]

It's the Illumi-diddly-ani!

Lmaooo

 

[DoctorTaco]

One of my fav, old school shit. Laughed so hard every time

Laughed just reading this because I heard it in homers fake, high pitch voice.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Doesn't Gil get a lick?

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[GordoBarraBJJ]

a full mcbain movie hidden throughout simpsons episodes

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[johnyboy]

Homer: Ahh, I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer!
Homer: Aagh! Work!

Ah I love these real lazy Saturdays not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired

 

[MaveDeltzer]

Occurring on the East Coast now

 

[M3t4tr0n]

"How do they taste?"

"They taste like... burning."

 

[choke you]