Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

[neverwas]

fox mulder" homer sexual"

 

[Thurisaz]

Truer words never spoken. My calves are the epitome of fooling people to believe I skip leg days.

Not that I train calves in any specific way.

 

[Corona]

One of my fav, old school shit. Laughed so hard every time

Lmfao I love this one too, Homers scream at the end

 

[Gazwald]

"She's a heifer, Marge! Plain and simple."

 

[Jon Stark]

The mummy is ready for its mystical journey. World domination, must be a typo (mental note) the girl knows too much, I dunno, coastguard, Bakem away toys, I know your out there some where but where Where! Use a pen sideshow bob.

 

[Jon Stark]

There’s legit too many to remember. I use simpsons quotes in convo at least on a weekly basis.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Ralph (trying to mack on Lisa): My cat's breath smell's like catfood.

 

[Sanshou Kid]

"Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and... Replaced, by the beneveolent General Krul. All hail Krul and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, little girl".

Oh and for a lesser known line from a more modern day episode, post-peak.

Lisa walks in to Marge squeezing restaurant ketchup packets into the bottle on the kitchen table.

"Mom, what are you doing?"

"Oh, I do this with all the condiments. Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise"

"Do you do it with relish?"

"No, i'm kinda embarrassed about it"

 

[Sanshou Kid]

Ralph (trying to mack on Lisa): My cat's breath smell's like catfood.

Your name reminds me of Homer making his patented, space age, out of this world moon waffle.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Your name reminds me of Homer making his patented, space age, out of this world moon waffle.

Haha that was my cameo.

That episode is full of great quotes.
"Don't worry, if I'm wrong I'll repent on my death bed."

 

[Sanshou Kid]

Haha that was my cameo.

That episode is full of great quotes.
"Don't worry, if I'm wrong I'll repent on my death bed."

"Be they Christian, Jewish or.... miscellaneous"

"Hindu! There are 180 million of us"

"Hey, that's super"

 

[HomerThompson]

"Be they Christian, Jewish or.... miscellaneous"

"Hindu! There are 180 million of us"

"Hey, that's super"

*700 million

 

[Sanshou Kid]

*700 million

Aye, I thought it sounded wrong. That was the number posted on the Simpsons reddit post about that joke, I couldn't remember it myself.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

*700 million

*over

 

[HomerThompson]

*over

 

[tmnpothead]

 

[Cantona7]

Hey Jerk Face! You have the face of a jerk!

 

[RichardHarrow]

Anything Ralph Wiggum says.

 

[blaseblah]

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

We could vote 3rd party.
Sure, throw your vote away!