Best French Fry Accompaniment

[Phlogiston]

I like to make a mixture of ketchup, Tapatio hot sauce, and freshly ground black pepper.

 

[MortalWombat]

Is brains actually a thing? How would it work? They're not very dippy, especially when cooked. Going with brains because I don't have a firm opinion on this, and it's just too appealing.

 

[Kalmah]

You can judge me. But don't judge my palate.

I bet you put it on your Mac and Cheese too. What about meat?

 

[Doughbelly]

Is brains actually a thing? How would it work? They're not very dippy, especially when cooked. Going with brains because I don't have a firm opinion on this, and it's just too appealing.

It's a choice for our resident cannibal.

 

[MortalWombat]

It's a choice for our resident cannibal.

Ah, of course. Very thoughtful of you. Cannibals are hard to cater for, like vegans.

 

[Loiosh]

Ah, of course. Very thoughtful of you. Cannibals are hard to cater for, like vegans.

You've been cast.

 

[Osculater]

Bbq sauce
Ketchup + hot sauce
Ketchup + black pepper
I've seen people use mayonnaise + soy sauce but haven't tried it because I hate mayo.

 

[jefferz]

Nacho cheese or Whataburger spicy ketchup.

 

[speakhandsforme]

For seasoned fries, horseradish is the best imo. For regular fries, plain old ketchup will do it.

 

[metal]

Ranch, or gravy usually. Chilli cheese fries though are just what the clogged arteries ordered.

 

[Doughbelly]

Bbq sauce
Ketchup + hot sauce
Ketchup + black pepper
I've seen people use mayonnaise + soy sauce but haven't tried it because I hate mayo.

Ridiculous. Mayo + soy sauce is for dipping grill dried squid.

 

[mmascene]

McD's Sweet n Sour

With Catsup coming in second.

 

[Bukowski82]

Ridiculous. Mayo + soy sauce is for dipping grill dried squid.

I knew, in all your intelligence, that you'd say some bullshit like this.

Tartar sauce or GTFO vote in the house.

Get fucked, Buddy.

#youaintlivinthattartarlifeson

 

[M3t4tr0n]

I like the following for fries ( not mixed together)

Catsup
Mayo
Ranch
Mustard
Thousand island
Cheese
Barb q
Franks hot sauce
Vinegar
Cocktail sauce
McDs sweet n sour
Tarter sauce
Babies tears

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Garlic aioli or cheese

 

[Kneepocalypse]

I like a ketchup + tabasco mix.

 

[RoryFan]

Garlic Mayo

 

[Matt M]

Depends really.
If I have say, fish and chips, then I just have salt and vinegar on the chips.
But if I had a fast food burger, i'd only have salt on the chips. Putting vinegar on them would be wrong somehow.

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

I either use Ketchup or BBQ sauce.

If I have it, Honey Mustard.

 

[Iroh]

Only two options? Fuck this poll.