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Best French Fry Accompaniment

Which is it?


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Thousand island dressing is just mayo and ketchup? You're freaking me out, man...

Thousand Island is basically ketchup and mayo with relish.

Not only that:

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But if that blows your mind:

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I always feel weird overseas when I want certain items, and the name is replaced with American, like cool ranch. I feel I'm being secretly mocked for even looking at it.

And lol at ketchup. It's the flavorless' crutch. Sugary garbage.
 
you should have a gravy only option

i like gravy but not the cheese curds
 
If they're medium sized fries crisped well, Grey Poupon.

Steak fries or less well done fries don't go nearly as well and work better with ketchup, in my opinion.
 
Salt and vinegar is the glaring omission on that list.
 
I feel for the poor bastards who've never had a real poutine. Ketchup over gravy and cheese curds? Smh.. show's what the typical American palate is like.
 
Animal fries.
Garlic.
Ranch and bacon bits fries.


Step your game up.
 
I feel for the poor bastards who've never had a real poutine. Ketchup over gravy and cheese curds? Smh.. show's what the typical American palate is like.

Poutine is great if you want to feel like shit for a couple of hours.
 
didnt know 'american sauce' was an actual thing
 
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