Being the Disgusting Side Piece

My hair is faux hawk'd right now but it gets long and black as night when I want to grow it.
Kardashians said:
This. A native man with long dark hair!!!!!! Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh. Then add in the brown eyes, a strong jawline . . . Now we cookin!!
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When I was about 24 I met a German gal that was the same age at a club in NorCal. She had the full "Baywatch body" of the 1980's but was natural. We hit it off and she was at my place nearly every night. Good times. Well, after about 3 months she tells me that she loves me, but that she's married. WTF? Married? How? She's at my place nearly every night. She doesn't wear a ring.

It turns out that her husband is an ex-Special Forces guy that is a competitive triathlete. He's gone training all the time and doing ultra long distances during weekends. So this dude can kick my ass for hours and never get tired?

I couldn't do it. I figured that I would be the next guy she cheated on if I continued, not to mention having to deal with her current husband. She assured me that he had no time for her and I was the one. I still couldn't do it and moved to SoCal when I got a job offer and much of it was to get away from her. I don't know if I would have had the will power to quit seeing her if she was in my immediate orbit.

Here's the funny part. Fast forward about 5-6 years after I bailed. I am in Las Vegas where I work on networks for many of the big casinos / resorts. I am with my VP of Technology for the company who still lives in NorCal. He starts going on about this German gal that is amazing and he describes her to a "T". I "guess" her name and he freezes. I share with him my experience and he is freaked out... it's her... and she's still married... and he had no idea. I guess that made us Eskimo Brothers. It wrecked his day and I couldn't quit laughing.
 
Domitian said:
Indigenous Americans arguably have the greatest hair genes in the entire world.

You ever seen a bald native? It's rare as fuck.
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For every native you see with great skin though you see 3 with absolutely horrible skin. Our diet is terrible (most being stuck on reserves don't have access to grocery stores and need to travel out) in Canada.
 
LEWIS540 said:
Sounds like you’re a 40 year old virgin fantasizing about having an affair, but even in your fantasy you have to be realistic and settle for a 6/10er.
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Dogpound2020 said:
For every native you see with great skin though you see 3 with absolutely horrible skin. Our diet is terrible (most being stuck on reserves don't have access to grocery stores and need to travel out) in Canada.
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There's no grocery stores on reserves? Same for the states too?
 
So Valentine's went swimmingly. Either her husband is gullible, a cuck or she really does like me, or shes playing both of us?

So Saturday rolls around and they have tickets to the Titanic orchestra thing. The weather is absolutely terrible (it is) and he doesn't want to drive/go. They get into a fight and she says she will go with her friend from Toronto instead (she actually does have friends here besides me) so she DRIVES to my place, picks me up and we uber to Meridian Hall for the show. The roads were too bad so she just said shes staying at the friend's place AKA my place. So we spent basically all of Valentine's weekend together.

This is going to end badly.
 
Dogpound2020 said:
No they all are off reserves. It's really tough for the fly in reserves too where everything costs a leg to even buy a condiment.
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Sounds tough, I just read up about the Navajo Nation issues with this, sounds like folks trade very low population density for lack of fresh food access.

Anyway I'll stop derailling your Penthouse Forum now, sounds like you had quite a weekend!
 
Pretty sure my co worker has been the side piece a few times, we were discussing people who cheat, I said I'm not a fan of it plus divorce is expensive, she kind of said wistfully "and they never leave their wives either", i changed the subject ha ha
 
TankAbbott4Eva said:
Pretty sure my co worker has been the side piece a few times, we were discussing people who cheat, I said I'm not a fan of it plus divorce is expensive, she kind of said wistfully "and they never leave their wives either", i changed the subject ha ha
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Of course they don't leave their wives..I'm sure she was hoping he was special lol
 
Dogpound2020 said:
For every native you see with great skin though you see 3 with absolutely horrible skin. Our diet is terrible (most being stuck on reserves don't have access to grocery stores and need to travel out) in Canada.
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this is very true, actually. a native with clear skin has a hand up above the others. im still not bothered by it though.
 
Dogpound2020 said:
So Valentine's went swimmingly. Either her husband is gullible, a cuck or she really does like me, or shes playing both of us?

So Saturday rolls around and they have tickets to the Titanic orchestra thing. The weather is absolutely terrible (it is) and he doesn't want to drive/go. They get into a fight and she says she will go with her friend from Toronto instead (she actually does have friends here besides me) so she DRIVES to my place, picks me up and we uber to Meridian Hall for the show. The roads were too bad so she just said shes staying at the friend's place AKA my place. So we spent basically all of Valentine's weekend together.

This is going to end badly.
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WHAT THE FUCK BRUH you got to see the titanic show? oh ive had it now!!!!!

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