Being the Disgusting Side Piece

[Ardaric]

So Valentine's went swimmingly. Either her husband is gullible, a cuck or she really does like me, or shes playing both of us?

So Saturday rolls around and they have tickets to the Titanic orchestra thing. The weather is absolutely terrible (it is) and he doesn't want to drive/go. They get into a fight and she says she will go with her friend from Toronto instead (she actually does have friends here besides me) so she DRIVES to my place, picks me up and we uber to Meridian Hall for the show. The roads were too bad so she just said shes staying at the friend's place AKA my place. So we spent basically all of Valentine's weekend together.

This is going to end badly.

Spoiler

 

[Kardashians]

I know….do I love this girl? Is she wifey material even though she is banging me behind her current husbands back?

NO YOU IDIOT! oops capslock was on but itll stay like that. it works

 

[Mujeriego]

@Dogpound2020 vs @Domitian
Which guy busted a nut first to his made up story?

 

[Aurelian]

@Mujeriego is upset he's ugly and has no stories

 

[HHJ]

I know….do I love this girl? Is she wifey material even though she is banging me behind her current husbands back?

No

she is the exact opposite of wifey material lmao

 

[Dogpound2020]

WHAT THE FUCK BRUH you got to see the titanic show? oh ive had it now!!!!!

I knowwww it was fckin awesome! The theatre is legit too. I forgot how epic that film is!

 

[Dogpound2020]

No

she is the exact opposite of wifey material lmao

Maybe I’ll save her from such a sad marriage? She seems to really like me.

 

[HHJ]

Maybe I’ll save her from such a sad marriage? She seems to really like me.

 

[Kardashians]

Maybe I’ll save her from such a sad marriage? She seems to really like me.

oh i see, youre feeling inspired by the film titanic. lmao well played on her part now that i think about it.

 

[wlu.29]

If you ever slept with my wife, I’d tie you to a chair and fuck your ass with no lube while I made her watch.

That's really gay

 

[Dogpound2020]

oh i see, youre feeling inspired by the film titanic. lmao well played on her part now that i think about it.

She called me her Jack Dawson afterwards...I kinda am in a way!

 

[Aurelian]

 

[Kardashians]

She called me her Jack Dawson afterwards...I kinda am in a way!

damn youre poor and about to die? my condolences i guess.

 

[Dogpound2020]

I think I'm going to do it. We're hanging out again tonight.

 

[Dogpound2020]

damn youre poor and about to die? my condolences i guess.

See. I deserve a bit of fun before I perish, thanks.

 

[Versez]

Are you the native canadian that beat up and banged @Versez in a dark alley?

If you are him.. then call him up. I know you are busy banging a married woman and being disgusting but he misses you

You better shut up bro, none of this happened.

 

[Ballsaque]

You better shut up bro, none of this happened.

Did you have sex with the native americans, dawg?

 

[Ballsaque]

Maybe I’ll save her from such a sad marriage? She seems to really like me.

 

[Versez]

Did you have sex with the native americans, dawg?

Maybe a native women....who knows ?

 

[HHJ]

I think I'm going to do it.

Oh god