Well, I wouldn't call having a passion for hating things a positive thing. I definitely have a passion, but thank God it's not to try and look for asinine reasons to hate on something.
Piece of shit Whedon? The hell? Pretty much everything I've seen from Whedon has been quality. Why in the hell would AoU be a slap in the face to everyone who saw it? Most people liked it. It's not a hated movie at all. It has a pretty good rating wherever you look. I think it's a shame that some people are so damn dismissive and can't even appreciate all the hard work that goes into making these things. Sure, it has some missteps, but it's a pretty good movie. Not to mention these type of movies have restraints. You hate on Whedon, but he didn't have full creative control over the movies. There were things he had to put in there.
Worst film Marvel has ever made? I hope at the very least you're talking about the MCU, otherwise your opinion is a slap in the face to anyone alive. Even in the MCU, I'd put it above Thor 1 & 2, Cap 1, and IM 2 & 3. Iron Man 3 is the bottom of the MCU totem pole, but even then I wouldn't call it absolute dogshit. That's just something a salty kid who got his toy taken away would say. If that is absolute dogshit, then what are movies that are actually absolute dogshit? What do you consider the last Fantastic Four movie?
AoU was a disappointment. Certainly not a bad movie. It had it's good points, but also serious flaws.
- The Big Bad has always been the MCU's weak point - the only ones that stand out are Loki and the guy in my avatar - and Ultron was no exception. He should have been a creepier version of the Terminator, but even with Spader playing him was distinctly Meh. There was no real sense of threat. And the final battle had the same problem as the first Avengers movie: the team spend most of their time murking a horde of disposable cannon fodder.
Strucker, who actually created Hydra in the Comics, is portrayed here as a coward, so unimportant he's not even killed on-screen. A waste of a talented actor.
- Whedon is rightly held in high regard for his ability to write zingers, but in AoU he turned it up to 11. Way too many one-liners from Stark. RDJ is a great actor, and when given a decent script - CW for example - can invest Stark with genuine emotion and pathos.
- Thor and Hulk were de-powered. Hulk losing the fight to Iron Man, even though sucker-punching the Hulk would just make him angry(and therefor stronger)was bad enough. Reducing Thor to comedy relief who had to be rescued by Vision was even worse.
- The visions the various Avengers see while under Wanda's spell added nothing to the film. They may help set up future MCU films, but in AoU itself I found them boring and distracting.
- Too much angst from Banner. Yeah, I get your life sucks, bro. I wake up every morning and thank God I don't have Superpowers and a smoking hot Russian super-assassin girlfriend who wants to bump uglies with me. I feel your pain
Personally, I rate all the Cap movies, the first Thor and Avengers and IM 1 & 3 above AoU. Yes, you read that right: I actually liked IM3. Not least because the Big Bad's plan actually made sense. Instead of conquering or destroying the world, he simply wanted to start War on Terror II and make shitloads of money out of it. My kind of guy.
