Any updates on the formerly controversial Jon Koppenhaver? (aka "War Machine")

30-50 year sentence in Mexican Prison.

Supposedly not easy to get exact information because Mexican press/court system doesn't publish that stuff and make it as readily available as US.

(Per reddit thread)
Yeah didn’t he kill his girlfriend at a resort? Some of these guys are ticking time bombs, I’m surprised Jon Jones hasn’t killed anyone. Jon has a guardian angel of some kind. He gets in trouble but nothing that can’t be undone.
 
Maybe he and Lee Murray and Baroni are international pen pals if they're allowed to send and receive letters overseas?
 
He fucking acted like an ape while in court, showing zero remorse, showing he can’t be rehabilitated. This is what got him all these years, had he been remorseful and apologetic, he’d be out in a few years, he’d be out now. He didn’t do anything that can’t be undone, like kill or maim anyone yes he beat up his girl friend bad, but she healed up. He didn’t put her in a while chair or cut off her ear or some shit, he acted like a total buffoon in court. It’s almost like he wanted a life sentence. A total dumbass meathead. Good riddance.
What he did wasn't maiming?

"She healed up"

You got issues.
 
Yeah didn’t he kill his girlfriend at a resort? Some of these guys are ticking time bombs, I’m surprised Jon Jones hasn’t killed anyone. Jon has a guardian angel of some kind. He gets in trouble but nothing that can’t be undone.
Jones is just a fuck up, like Rampage. I don't worry about them beating anyone to death in a fit of rage. I worry about them getting behind the wheel after a bender.
 
1) he wasn't actually that good a fighter, and he was on steroids but
2) his self-destructive antics were so fun to watch it didn't really matter.
For a guy who was self-destructive, probably on a lot more drugs than steroids and had an insane lifestyle, he actually did surprisingly pretty well at 14-5. I just glanced at his record and saw that he beat Roger Huerta in 2011. Huerta was another head case, but in a very different way.
 
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Thought for sure he committed suicide and this was a troll thread. Guess he had a failed attempt at it in 2014 and is alive.


Found a woman to get engaged with though. I don't get it...
You really don't?
 
his prison sentence was excessive. How can a person get that much time for assault.

It was just a moment that got heated between two lovers. The fact that he got "Mack" tattooed on his neck shows how much he cared for her.
 
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You really don't?
Don't get why women want to marry a man who will be locked up essentially their whole lives most likely? Also someone that basically tried to murder a girl and was engaged to a porn star.

No I really don't get it.

I guess it's an athletic free sperm donor that you don't have to co-parent with, but why would you go out of your way to have a child that's at a much higher risk of being born with Mental illness?

It's not like he is sending her money.
 
For a guy who was self-destructive, probably on a lot more drugs than steroids and had an insane lifestyle, he actually surprisingly pretty well at 14-5. I just glanced at his record and saw that he beat Roger Huerta in 2011. Huerta was another head case, but in a very different way.
Beating Huerta in 2011 was a thing to do.

I wont deny he was tough as hell, but skill-wise, unremarkable.

I was rooting for him in the beginning. He came from a terrible family life, and haunted by not being able to save his father having a heart attack.

When he was on TUF he was insecure, and always down on himself. He seemed like a goof but a good kid.

But he got a taste of stardom and overcompensated from his insecurity by having that over the top alpha male persona, basically being an asshole. We all seen that video where he just came from the 7-11, the guy was a total ticking time bomb who had severe anger issues. A broken person who could not cut it in society.
 
his prison sentence was excessive. How can a person get that much time for assault.

It was just a moment that got heated between two lovers. The fact that he got "Mack" tattooed on his neck shows how much he cared for her.
Didn't he also rape her? And she had broken facial bones and I believe he assaulted the male as well. Plus it's not like he entered the court case with a clean record. I'm fine with him never seeing the light of day.
 
Thought for sure he committed suicide and this was a troll thread. Guess he had a failed attempt at it in 2014 and is alive.


Found a woman to get engaged with though. I don't get it...
War Machine was pretty handsome and an adult film star. Girls love "bad boys" and some love imprisoned dangers. I'm sure you've heard of all the serial killers with obsessed lovers. Society is sick and weird. Maybe its something to get but not understand
 
Don't get why women want to marry a man who will be locked up essentially their whole lives most likely? Also someone that basically tried to murder a girl and was engaged to a porn star.

No I really don't get it.

I guess it's an athletic free sperm donor that you don't have to co-parent with, but why would you go out of your way to have a child that's at a much higher risk of being born with Mental illness?

It's not like he is sending her money.
There is a lot of literature on this topic. Its often a mix of insecure /lonely / sexual repressed women with built up frustration that look for a theater play of a one sided romance they hold all the power. They are weak minded in real life but here they can act out their power fantasies while also engaging with a bad boy they can feel intense about with fear/ desire..etc but also being completely safe from his abuse as these are mostly lifelong prison inmates.

Think about how thrilling that can be for a woman to be in complete emotional control towards a dangerous violent criminal.

These are deeply deranged women not that rarely willing to commit near everything for their partners. No surprise Koppenhaver found one.
 
Didn't he also rape her? And she had broken facial bones and I believe he assaulted the male as well. Plus it's not like he entered the court case with a clean record. I'm fine with him never seeing the light of day.
Yes he raped her, beat her relentless / tortured her and very clearly was going to kill her if she would not have been able to get away. Also repeat offender. This was a planned murder gladly prevented. To call that just "assault" and "excessive" punishment, is a big slap in the face of his victim.
 
He fucking acted like an ape while in court, showing zero remorse, showing he can’t be rehabilitated. This is what got him all these years, had he been remorseful and apologetic, he’d be out in a few years, he’d be out now. He didn’t do anything that can’t be undone, like kill or maim anyone yes he beat up his girl friend bad, but she healed up. He didn’t put her in a while chair or cut off her ear or some shit, he acted like a total buffoon in court. It’s almost like he wanted a life sentence. A total dumbass meathead. Good riddance.
This.

There are no updates on Jon "Getting Gaped in Prison Machine" Knoppenhaver because he's a dogshit human being who deserves all the suffering and no sympathy from anyone. If anyone feels bad for him then they must be women beating rapists as well.
 
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