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Any updates on the formerly controversial Jon Koppenhaver? (aka "War Machine")

listrahtes said:
Yes he raped her, beat her relentless / tortured her and very clearly was going to kill her if she would not have been able to get away. Also repeat offender. This was a planned murder gladly prevented. To call that just "assault" and "excessive" punishment, is a big slap in the face of his victim.
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I believe he also made tender love to the guy.
 
Meathead Jock said:
Found a woman to get engaged with though. I don't get it...
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Women are a bit different, they don't always behave in logical ways. They may think it's "exciting" to live with someone who'll snap and bring you to the edge of your existence at any given moment. Its more interesting than some guy with a 9-5 and likes to build model aircrafts
 
Pequeño Corey said:
So you stumbled upon some war machine porn and you post a thread in the heavies asking how he’s doing? There’s so much wrong here I don’t really know where to start.
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Me too, it's hard to get a topic on here that hasn't been discussed already but here we are
 
Since you are such a big fan why dont you write him and ask him how he is doing.
 
Being thirsted over by the same women who want to bang Ted Bundy, Richard Ramirez and Luigi Mangioni
 
Home_Slice said:
For some reason one of the handful of porn videos he made back in the day popped up on my onlyfans newsfeed earlier.

I think cause I had a free subscription to one of the models he got paid to give a porking to (lucky bastard).

The conventional thinking is that

1) he wasn't actually that good a fighter, and he was on steroids but
2) his self-destructive antics were so fun to watch it didn't really matter.

So he was serving 36 years to life for a series of violent assaults, then he married some crazy woman (wonder does she get conjugal visits?), and I haven't seen any press releases since (TMZ used to keep fairly well up to date with such "celeb" controversy).

Just curious have there been any changes since?

I got to say, it's been several years but as above, he was damn entertaining and very relatable to.
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You are the epitome of someone I would never want to be associated with.
 
listrahtes said:
Yes he raped her, beat her relentless / tortured her and very clearly was going to kill her if she would not have been able to get away. Also repeat offender. This was a planned murder gladly prevented. To call that just "assault" and "excessive" punishment, is a big slap in the face of his victim.
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She basically had to escape in order to survive that ordeal. The picture of her in the hospital are terrible. It looked like she might not live through that.
 
italiamusica said:
This.

There are no updates on Jon "Getting Gaped in Prison Machine" Knoppenhaver because he's a dogshit human being who deserves all the suffering and no sympathy from anyone. If anyone feels bad for him then they must be women beating rapists as well.
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He did a lot of solitary before he got let out that last time. I wonder if he's still like that now.

He made a show of being unremorseful for the most part, in court. So no tears for a "tough" guy.
 
We're three pages in and nobody's even asked who the chick was. I remember coming across one with uhh Ariel something? And then see his dumb ass grenade tat on his neck and start loling that it was him, having forgotten about his endeavours in the business.

On another note, anyone remember when Cage Potato was sharing his prison blogs? I think that was for the first time he got locked up, if I'm not mistaken he beat Christy Mack savagely and wound up back in the slammer, but there was something that he was in jail for first.

Either way, the letters he wrote were somewhat interesting from a "window into the mind of a crazy person" kind of way.
 
Foghorn Leghorn said:
We're three pages in and nobody's even asked who the chick was. I remember coming across one with uhh Ariel something? And then see his dumb ass grenade tat on his neck and start loling that it was him, having forgotten about his endeavours in the business.

On another note, anyone remember when Cage Potato was sharing his prison blogs? I think that was for the first time he got locked up, if I'm not mistaken he beat Christy Mack savagely and wound up back in the slammer, but there was something that he was in jail for first.

Either way, the letters he wrote were somewhat interesting from a "window into the mind of a crazy person" kind of way.
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He went to jail multiple times before for fighting that they threw the book at him and he did two years in solitary. Then he got out and met her.
 
Home_Slice said:
For some reason one of the handful of porn videos he made back in the day popped up on my onlyfans newsfeed earlier.

I think cause I had a free subscription to one of the models he got paid to give a porking to (lucky bastard).

The conventional thinking is that

1) he wasn't actually that good a fighter, and he was on steroids but
2) his self-destructive antics were so fun to watch it didn't really matter.

So he was serving 36 years to life for a series of violent assaults, then he married some crazy woman (wonder does she get conjugal visits?), and I haven't seen any press releases since (TMZ used to keep fairly well up to date with such "celeb" controversy).

Just curious have there been any changes since?

I got to say, it's been several years but as above, he was damn entertaining and very relatable to.
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Update: he is still a piece of shit
 
HHJ said:
What he did wasn't maiming?

"She healed up"

You got issues.
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Well, maiming is literally when you permanently damage a body part beyond recovery.

She did recover fully, so he didn't actually maim her.

She's probably got psychological effects that she'll live with forever though, and those are way worse than shit you heal from.

Hopefully he's getting actually maimed in prison. Dude was a rat cunt.
 
I really wonder why there are people who think that people who communicate in an MMA forum should follow a guy who committed such horrific crimes? And assume that they could know more than Google?

How sick do you have to be to want to know something about a guy like that that goes beyond his just punishment?

And btw: this asshole got what he deserved. He doesn't even deserve this thread.
His victim hasn't been able to work in her profession since then, regardless of what anyone might think about that profession. So he ruined her career, too.
That's actually the person you'd WANT to know how she's doing.
 
I know we'd all like to think he'll die in a shitty jail cell but it's not likely. People with lengthy prison sentences like that age out of prison or have a qualifying medical event that will either put them in a state hospital or nursing home since they're far less of a threat in that weakened state of health. I've worked in nursing homes for the last 15 years and have met some residents/patients that did horrific things in the past that are still technically serving their sentence.

Jon is going to quietly do his time in a prison until it's not longer feasible to keep him there.
 
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