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Any updates on the formerly controversial Jon Koppenhaver? (aka "War Machine")

you should become penpals with him. write him, tell him you seen his penis in a porno and got to thinking about him and made a thread about him on an mma website forum.
 
War Machine was pretty handsome and an adult film star. Girls love "bad boys" and some love imprisoned dangers. I'm sure you've heard of all the serial killers with obsessed lovers. Society is sick and weird. Maybe its something to get but not understand
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Jon "Upper Decker" Koppenhaver​

 
This.

There are no updates on Jon "Getting Gaped in Prison Machine" Knoppenhaver because he's a dogshit human being who deserves all the suffering and no sympathy from anyone. If anyone feels bad for him then they must be women beating rapists as well.
What’s funny is he ended up having a come to jesus moment, years after the trial. But that didn’t help him once he was sentenced. The sentence is many many years. Doesn’t matter that he has “reformed” later, or after the fact. Total meat head moron. The guy couldn’t even fake sincerity, or remorse all for the sake of getting much less time. That’s how stupid he is.
 
What’s funny is he ended up having a come to jesus moment, years after the trial. But that didn’t help him once he was sentenced. The sentence is many many years. Doesn’t matter that he has “reformed” later, or after the fact. Total meat head moron. The guy couldn’t even fake sincerity, or remorse all for the sake of getting much less time. That’s how stupid he is.
But mma was better with him in active competition?

Who wouldn't have loved to see him fight Paul Daley after his second jail term in Bellator? (fan "fight vote" result)
 
But mma was better with him in active competition?

Who wouldn't have loved to see him fight Paul Daley after his second jail term in Bellator? (fan "fight vote" result)
Yeah no, lol. He made his bed, he has to lay in it. He dated a pornstar, pornstars fuck dudes for money when they aren’t making films, usually for a premium price. And apparently they broke up. It’s kinda like, always expect a whore to be a whore, a liar to lie, a thief to steal and they’ll never let you down!
 
Maybe they can PPV some Felony Fights.

Phil Baroni
War Machine
Lee Murray
Jeremy Jackson
Abel Trujillo
Cain Valesquez

Get these boys some commissary money!
 
Good mention:



Is this the full episode?

Trust VICE to do a series like that.


Oof, Robin Black is looking rough.

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