Any updates on the formerly controversial Jon Koppenhaver? (aka "War Machine")

[Home_Slice]

For some reason one of the handful of porn videos he made back in the day popped up on my onlyfans newsfeed earlier.

I think cause I had a free subscription to one of the models he got paid to give a porking to (lucky bastard).

The conventional thinking is that

1) he wasn't actually that good a fighter, and he was on steroids but
2) his self-destructive antics were so fun to watch it didn't really matter.

So he was serving 36 years to life for a series of violent assaults, then he married some crazy woman (wonder does she get conjugal visits?), and I haven't seen any press releases since (TMZ used to keep fairly well up to date with such "celeb" controversy).

Just curious have there been any changes since?

I got to say, it's been several years but as above, he was damn entertaining and very relatable to.

 

[Meathead Jock]

Thought for sure he committed suicide and this was a troll thread. Guess he had a failed attempt at it in 2014 and is alive.

War Machine finds love, gets engaged in prison

You may remember the name War Machine, real name Jonathan Koppenhaver, as the former MMA fighter convicted of assaulting his ex-girlfriend Christy Mack. In an interesting turn of events, it seems as though War Machine has found love.

www.ktnv.com

Found a woman to get engaged with though. I don't get it...

 

[Pequeño Corey]

So you stumbled upon some war machine porn and you post a thread in the heavies asking how he’s doing? There’s so much wrong here I don’t really know where to start.

 

[NoSmilez]

Any updates on Christy Mack?

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Might be too late to jump on the evangelical grift, unless he gets out early enough.

 

[HereticBD]

Guy is barely a celeb. There will be little in the way of updates on his prison life. Once that door shuts, you're not exactly accessible, unless you're a very unique and interesting serial killer. Even then, you might get an interview here and there that makes the news.

As a prisoner, you probably don't want the media attention anyways. Very disrespectful to the other shit bags.

 

[Meathead Jock]

Might be too late to jump on the evangelical grift, unless he gets out early enough.

36 years from 2017 is the earliest he can get out.

 

[Home_Slice]

I remember reading a bulletin a few years ago from the legal council he had representing him, they actually appealed to the supreme court and lost.

He didn't go into detail as to the basis of the appeal.

But as far as I know it did in fact go all the way to the supreme court.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

36 years from 2017 is the earliest he can get out.

Well he'd be 72, so there's a chance?

 

[jeff7b9]

Fuck him and fuck Phil Baroni.

 

[TR1]

You find him relatable?

 

[Meathead Jock]

Well he'd be 72, so there's a chance?

Has a chance of signing with GFL then.

 

[HereticBD]

Well he'd be 72, so there's a chance?

He's gonna call out Brock Lesnar in 2053. Book it, Dana!

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Rotting, rightfully so.
Woods won't take him as he's mixed race, so he's either rolling with the Mexicans or he's in the SHU since I imagine guys were probably testing him inside. Regardless, you shouldn't care in the long run.

 

[NoSmilez]

I am going to add this wife on instagram.

 

[Home_Slice]

You find him relatable?

Listening to his interviews yeah, compared to some dudes in mma who I literally couldn't listen do for more than two or three minutes at a time.

He talks about topics that are relatable in a way that was relatable, I guess?

There was a reason he was popular despite being definitively middle tier on the skill ladder.

 

[Home_Slice]

Fuck him and fuck Phil Baroni.

What happened to Phil?

Is he doing life in prison as well?

 

[jeff7b9]

What happened to Phil?

Is he doing life in prison as well?

30-50 year sentence in Mexican Prison.

Supposedly not easy to get exact information because Mexican press/court system doesn't publish that stuff and make it as readily available as US.

(Per reddit thread)

 

[jko1355]

Feels like this should be a ban-able thread

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

He fucking acted like an ape while in court, showing zero remorse, showing he can’t be rehabilitated. This is what got him all these years, had he been remorseful and apologetic, he’d be out in a few years, he’d be out now. He didn’t do anything that can’t be undone, like kill or maim anyone yes he beat up his girl friend bad, but she healed up. He didn’t put her in a while chair or cut off her ear or some shit, he acted like a total buffoon in court. It’s almost like he wanted a life sentence. A total dumbass meathead. Good riddance.