An eventful day

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  1. Jedijiujitsu

    Jedijiujitsu Hespect

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    I went down to the 7/11 today and some dude was abusing his girl, grabbing her arm and calling her a bitch so I walked up and said "hey man why don't you leave her alone." He didn't say a word he just dropped the chick and threw a right hook at me, I ducked it with ease and touched him up with the jab, then I feinted a right straight and he ducked straight into the sweetest uppercut I've ever thrown. KOed him instantly. I turned to the chick and said "hey babe are you alright?" and she turned to me and said "wow you are fully erect want to go back to my place" So I went home and banged her brains out.

    Pretty good day
     
  2. JabToucher

    JabToucher I don't put anyone on ignore!

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    You must train ufc?

    Did you spin around twice before delivering the deadly uppercut?
     
  3. accolyte1022

    accolyte1022 cringey,hater/hugger, alpha and cuck should = dubs

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    This did not happen at an airport, fake news.
     
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  4. Sixstring

    Sixstring Guitar Slayer

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    Me too!
     
  5. HI SCOTT NEWMAN

    HI SCOTT NEWMAN Steel Belt Cat ✔

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    Hi Charlie, did you meet Sharon Tate in the spiritual realms yet?
     
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    Spookv Brown Belt

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    Pics or it didn't happen.



    Talking about that full erect D of course
     
  7. Fraz

    Fraz The Larry

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    Eventful day only if you are a shit heel casual that doesnt armbar people on sight you stupid little bitch
     
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    HoFF Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    accolyte1022 cringey,hater/hugger, alpha and cuck should = dubs

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  10. JustKen

    JustKen Orange Belt

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    You dick'nt need to take it that far
     
  11. Yacob

    Yacob Don King's hair is trying to escape

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    So is your nose broken? How'd the civilians take the heinous asswhooping you received?
     
  12. Joshuaace

    Joshuaace Geezer Belt

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    He was roughing her up for giving him the std's.......
     
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    Verace Silver Belt

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    That's my normal Monday afternoon, except I usually knock the girl out too then bang her right there.
     
  15. erron

    erron Orange Belt

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    <{danayeah}>
     
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  16. SCTrojans

    SCTrojans Long live Pete.

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    Summoning Silver Belt

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    exclusive photage..

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  18. YOLOGOGOPLATA

    YOLOGOGOPLATA Funky Belt

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    I knew this was true as soon as I read that TS "touched him up with the jab"
    congrats on getting laid for the first time bro!
     
  19. erron

    erron Orange Belt

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    glad you were such a brave cameraman
     
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    HoFF Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Why did you go hard after throwing them hands tho?

    <LikeReally5>
     

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