Alex Pereira Poatan has Grappling-phobia. Science-based.

[StonedLemur]

Because random hate of an actor playing a part good enough to make you feel a certain way isn't productive.

I agree but like I said I was a kid, and he never got an better as an actor to be fair sir.

 

[Your Salad]

 

[Your Salad]

I agree but like I said I was a kid, and he never got an better as an actor to be fair sir.

He didn't need to. He was already there.

 

[StonedLemur]

He didn't need to. He was already there.

I have high standards sir.
I've seen kids in grade school act better lol

 

[Your Salad]

I have high standards sir.
I've seen kids in grade school act better lol

I personally rejoiced in his everyman accesible take to acting.
We cant all be Daniel Day Lewis.

 

[StonedLemur]

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I personally rejoiced in his everyman accesible take to acting.
We cant all be Daniel Day Lewis.

Yeah I like plenty shitty actors tbf sir

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

Serious shit, dude! Science finally discovers the mysterious “Kickboxer disease” virus. It´s named: Grappling-Fobia. It´s Zero Patien: Alex Pereira aka “Poatan” ( It means:
“you are not an Indian”, in Tupi).

So this is the thing: Alex was supposed to fight Ankalev. Instead, he fights a guy he already had beaten and that Feitosa almost defeated. ( Btw, Feitosa was humiliated by Jones etc etc ). Now, Alex has chosen to call out Du Plessis…….instead of facing his fears and real challenges, as a true champion or legend is supposed to do.

Gentlemen, this is good news, believe it or not. Now, thanks to me (a genius as fuck), the MMA community, Kickboxing community, and Boxing community, know the cause of a mysterious curse that have been affected very good people.

So what I discovered: Alex Poatan Pereira is afraid of grapplers. His response is, “ Please Dana give a striker”, and the cycle continues.

It is called: Grappling-Fobia.

Now, how can we cure this? We have to test the antidote in Alex. We convinced him, through therapy to sign with UFC to fight with a competent UFC fighter who knows how to grapple.

And that's it.

I am sorry, but English is not my first language.
Can anyone translate it into something easier to read?

 

[Your Salad]

Yeah I like plenty shitty actors tbf sir

Shitty actors make good movies.
We need more good movies right now.

 

[Your Salad]

I am sorry, but English is not my first language.
Can anyone translate it into something easier to read?

Nah, you just need to absorb it and figure out what your body tells you.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

You really wasted your time typing this drivel sir?

Typing drivel is never a waste of time!
We are always in a good mood doing it.
Now, posting it?

 

[Arne Rud]

No thank you

 

[StonedLemur]

Shitty actors make good movies.
We need more good movies right now.

I wholeheartedly agree with that sir.

 

[StonedLemur]

Typing drivel is never a waste of time!
We are always in a good mood doing it.
Now, posting it?

Touché sir lol

 

[sandokan83]

 

[sandokan83]

Gentlemen, I am a genius, but also humble and also magnanimous. I´ve made some corrections. You my fans have been heard.

You welcome.

 

[Streeter]

Another Dagestani nut hugger that would rather have a less exciting fighter who fights maybe twice a year over the most exciting fighter who fights once every 3 months.

Ank wanted fucking Abu Dhabi Alex wasn't going to let the challenger dictate and basically get a home fight. Had Ank been willing to do 308 he would be fighting Alex Next month.

Saying Pereria is afraid or running is idiotic . He may lose as anything can happen in cage but he sure as shit isn't afraid of him. Ank already turned down at least 1 offer to fight him already ffs

 

[TempleoftheDog]

I believe he is sir, but I have to concur with brother @TempleoftheDog findings in this particular case lol